Admin: Hey! We're back!
Chrom: We went somewhere?
Admin: Today's vote comes in from @youshallnotknow.
-I dare Lon'qu to go on a date with Olivia!
Admin: Hey! Lon'qu!
Lon'qu: *in head: oh no oh no oh no.* *keeps walking*
Admin: Looooon'quuu! *glomps onto arm*
Lon'qu: GET OFF. *blush* Please... Just... G-get off...
Admin: *sigh* Okay, hold on. Chrom, you tell him.
Chrom: *hands dare paper* Sorry, my friend.
Lon'qu: *reads* *blushes*
Admin: *yelling from far away* YOU HAVE TO DO IT!
Lon'qu: Fine... But you owe me. And this will only happen once.
Admin: *in head: I make no promises for that.*
Lon'qu: Oi... O-Olivia... *trying not to look*
Olivia: *blush* Y-yes, Lon'qu?
Lon'qu: Let's go on a d-date. *grabs wrist and drags away*
Olivia: *by now she's a beet* *in head: I don't know what's happening, but I'm just going to go along with it.* S-so, where are we goi--
Lon'qu: A picnic.
Stahl: (Far away) Did I just... Nah.
Olivia: S-so... What brought this along?
Lon'qu: It's a da-- OOF.
Balled up paper thrown at Lon'qu:
Lon'qu,
DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER IT'S A DARE. IF YOU DO YOU WILL FIND YOUR TENT FULL OF GIRL PICTURES.
Love and luck on your date,
Admin.
Lon'qu: *in head: I...hate you...so much right now, Admin...*
Olivia: L-Lon'qu! Are you okay?!?!? *fusses with where he was hit*
Lon'qu: *blush* *in head: This isn't...entirely unenjoyable...*
Olivia: S-so... Should we eat?
Lon'qu: R-right... *pulls out basket and takes sandwiches out*
*RANDOM EATING TIMEEEEE*
Olivia: These are actually good!
Lon'qu: They were made by--
Admin: *throws another message*
Message from Admin:
Lon'qu:
DON'T TELL HER THAT YOU GOT FREDERICK TO MAKE THEM SINCE YOU CAN'T COOK, YOU IDIOT OF A SWORDSMAN!
Good luck on your date,
Admin.
P.S. The pictures in your room threat is still in effect.
Lon'qu: *in head: Adddmmmiiiinnnn!!!!*
Olivia: *flustered* Why does that keep happening?!?
Lon'qu: It's... *remembers threat* nothing.
Olivia: I-if you say so...
Admin: Weeelll, I'm gonna leave it at that since I'm not really good at romance stories. Especially one-shots. Not that it should stop you from asking or daring!
Chrom: Smooth.
Admin: I'm going to assume that wasn't sarcasm. Anyway, thanks for asking!
Lon'qu: Admiiiinnn...*red rage fire coming off of him*
Admin: OH CRAP I HAVE TO GO. *shoves picture of girl into Chrom's hand* STALL HIM. *runs away*
Chrom: ...When did this army get so weird?
