Dare #41: No, nothing's wrong...!

580 20 50
                                    

Admin: *whispering* Hey guys!

Chrom: *instinctively whispering as well* Hi! Umm, Admin?

Admin: *still whispering* Yeah?

Chrom: Why are we whispering?

Admin: It's 11:35 pm, but I'm still writing this.

Chrom: ...

Admin: *whisper yells* FLOOR IT.

Chrom: ...

Admin: So, today's dare comes in from @FlamingArceus!

-I dare Nowidult and Dragon! Stahl to do normal stuff like the other would normally for an entire day! I leave the whole business of 'normal day' up to Admin. I also grant Admin the power to knock out anyone who gets suspicious of Nowidult and Dragon!Stahl!

Admin: *wheezes from barely stopping to breathe while reading*

Chrom: Wait... *checks paper* *mumbles* Grant Admin... Wait, what?!?

Admin: *pops up as if nothing happened* Yup! I get to punch people out! Pow! *throws lame punch*

Nowidult: Admin, that was really...

Admin: GYAAAH! When did you two get here?

Dragon!Stahl: A couple minutes ago, but we could barely hear anything.

Admin: Huh? Why?

Nowidult: You've been whispering the whole time, silly!

Admin: *whispering* Oh yeah... *realizes* *clears throat* *in normal volume* I mean... Oh yeah!

Chrom: Oh, this dare is for you, by the way. You have to go about the rest of the day pretending to be the other one to the best of your abilit—Admin, where are you going?

Admin: *already half gone* I have a friend I'd like to bring into this!~

Dragon!Stahl and Chrom: Oh boy.

Dragon!Stahl and Chrom: *look at each other*

~~~THIS IS PROBABLY A BAD PLAN ADMINNN~~~

Admin: So...?

Tharja: *sighs* The things that I do... You owe me big time.

Admin: I know! *brilliant grin*

Tharja: *sends death messages to her blushing cheeks*

Admin: Okay, so how does this happen?

Tharja: We'll have to visit the Outrealm gate.

Admin: Which is...where?

Tharja: *pulls covering off of the gate, which was in the corner all along*

Admin: ... Huh.

Tharja: Huh indeed. Now we go through it.

Admin: *looks at the big, swirly, definitely-magical-probably-dangerous matter* Um.

Admin: *takes a deep breath*

Tharja: ...?

Admin: *drops into a runner's stance* Three...two...ONE! *sprints into the portal, grabbing Tharja's wrist as she passes and drags her in*


Admin and Tharja: *tumble out in a tangle*

Admin: *laughs* That was fun! *coughs*

Tharja: What's wrong?

Admin: Kinda...on my...lungs... *rolls over, pushing Tharja off gently*

Admin: *springs up and looks around* You know, this is actually pretty coo—ANNA?

You've reached the end of published parts.

⏰ Last updated: Jun 09, 2015 ⏰

Add this story to your Library to get notified about new parts!

Ask the Fire Emblem: Awakening characters!Where stories live. Discover now