Question #24.5: Food AU Part 3

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Admin: Hello hello!

Chrom: Hi! *notices title* Hey, Admin, what's with that?

Admin: Hmm? Oh, it's Throwback Thursday!

Chrom: ... It's Wednesday.

Admin: Joking, joking! I keep missing characters for the foods, so if it comes up again, this sort of title shall come up again!

Chrom: Oh, okay.

Admin: By the way, nice breaking the fourth wall. I have taught you well.

Chrom: ...

Admin: Okay, this time, it's from @TheMasterPanda!

-What about Priam, Owain, Brady, Inigo, Kjelle, Severa, Gerome, Nah, Noire, Morgan, Laurent, Lucina, Yarne, and Yen'fay?

Stahl: ... Priam?

Admin: Sorry... I haven't gotten him yet. I'll see if I remember to edit this when I do!

Stahl: Owain would be spiced cider. Comes from something high up, has a loud, bold flavor at first, but also has nice aftertastes.

Stahl: Brady would be roasted chestnuts. Looks hard and unapproachable at first, but is actually the opposite.

Admin: Aaaand I still haven't gotten Inigo...

Chrom: Maybe you should get to these thin--

Admin: QUIET, I KNOW.

Stahl: Kjelle would be a mangosteen.

Admin: A what?

Stahl: It's this type of fruit that looks like... A coconut! Yeah! Hard armour on the outside, but the sweetness inside is what really counts, and is highly precious.

Stahl: Severa would be cherries. A lot of people think they're pretty fancy, due to how they're pretty high maintenance and cost quite a bit to keep happy, but can actually be enjoyed by anyone who enjoys them.

Admin: Plus, her hair looks like the two stems!

Stahl: Gerome is rambutan.

Admin: Things are getting serious in here!

Stahl: A little spiky on the outside, but not inapproachable, and a lot more enjoyable when you get to the inside.

Stahl: Nah is DEFINITELY a dragon fruit.

Admin: The color schemes are the same and everything!

Stahl: Noire would be something like spicy ice cream. It appears to be one thing, but switches that up.

Stahl: Morgan... I think he's an onion! So good in so many different situations, and so many wonderful layers!

Admin: *laughs* I'm so proud of our son.

Stahl: *reads paper* Uh... Laurent...?

Admin: *cries in corner*

Stahl: Ah!!! I did something wrong! I'm so sorry!

Admin: *shakes head*

Chrom: I'll translate. It isn't your fault. She accidentally messed up during the recruitment chapter for Laurent, but only realized that weeks after she saved.

Admin: *nods*

Chrom: Don't worry, she'll be fine in a second. Go on.

Stahl: I hope so... Well, Lucina is blueberry pie. High class, low class, it doesn't matter, it's still good!

Admin: Plus, blue.

Stahl: Yarne would be a fresh Vietnamese spring roll. Pretty transparent what he's thinking, easy to see he's got loads of nice things on the inside, and generally nice.

Stahl: And Yen'fay... I think he'd be fried rice with pork. Impossible to tell how old he is, but amazing anyway.

Admin: Aaaand that's it! Thanks for asking! Ask, dare, and comment below!

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