AdChrom: Hey, welcome back! As you can probably tell, Chrom and I are still switched...
Fem!Chrom: How much longer do I have to stay like this...?
AdChrom: *checks board* This is are third dare as each other. So, two left!
Fem!Chrom and AdChrom: *begin plotting ways to speed along the two left*
AdChrom: Anyway, today's dare comes in from @TheMasterPanda!
-I dare Owain to speak normally for a week!
Fem!Chrom: ...
AdChrom: What?
Fem!Chrom: I can't believe it's finally happening...
AdChrom: H-hey! Stop abusing my tear ducts!!! Anyway, I'll go get him.
~~ONE FETCHING LATER~~
Owain: Ha! Uncle Chrom, do you doubt my ability to master all manners of speech?!?
AdChrom: (In head) I hope I never get used to being called uncle.
Owain: I SHALL PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, MY NOBLE KIN!!!
Fem!Chrom: Aaand your week begins... Now!
--DAY ONE--
Owain: I bid y-- I mean, good morning, Morgan, my everl-- I mean friend!
Morgan: Morning, Owain!
Owain: *walks off*
Morgan: Heh. Classic Owain. Wonder what he's up to now...
~~DAY TWO~~
Frederick: Owain.
Owain: Hail, brave kn-- I mean, hi Frederick.
Frederick: Your form was good last battle. Shall we train together?
Owain: It would be my honor! Just think of the mighty pair we sh-- I mean sure!
AdChrom: *facepalm*
Owain: *swings sword* RADIANN- I MEAN GYAAAAHHHH!!!!
Fem!Chrom: You sure he's going to make it through an entire week?
AdChrom: ... Not entirely.
~~DAY THREE~~
Owain: *brings dishes into the kitchen*
Lissa: Oh, thanks Owain!
Cherche: What did you think of tonight's supper?
Owain: IT WAS TRULY MAGNIFIC-- delicious!
Owain: *runs away*
Lissa: Lucina wasn't joking about him being colorful, was she...
~~DAY FOUR~~
Owain: (behind the tent) Oh Naga. Oh Naga. I might not make it.
Lucina: *exits tent and hears Owain* Hmm? Owain, are you okay?
Owain: I am fine, my cousi-- I mean I'M fine! Thanks for asking!
AdChrom: He might be slipping...
~~DAY FIVE~~
Brady: Hey,_Owain. Bath tent's open.
Owain: Many thanks for deliver-- Thanks for telling me!
Fem!Chrom: Is he ever going to get used to that?
AdChrom: Probably not.
~~DAY SIX~~
Gerome: Owain.
Owain: Gree--Hello!!
Gerome: Get down from there, Owain.
Owain: C'mon, it isn't that high!
Gerome: Owain, you're sitting on two five meter poles. Get down before you fall.
Owain: But this is the best spot to watch sunsets!
AdChrom: You know, it's sort of like watching someone try to get a kitten out of a tree...
~~DAY SEVEN~~
Owain: *staggering through camp*
AdChrom: Hey, are you okay? You're looking a bit...pale.
Owain: I'm *cough* fine.
AdChrom: Sword hand's good?
Owain: Indeed, it has been mercifully do--Yes,_it hasn't been acting up.
AdChrom: Hmm... Something still seems off...
Owain: No, I'm fine. Positive! *walks off*
Owain: *faceplants*
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Lissa: So... You're telling me... He fainted? Of a fever?
AdChrom: Yup. Didn't know changing to normal soeech would mess him up that badly... Anyway, he made it through the week--
Fem!Chrom: Sort of.
AdChrom: --So that's the end of that! Ask, dare, comment, and please save us below!!!
