Admin: Hey, everyone! *waving sheet of paper* We got our first question!
People around the fire (Chrom, Gaius, Stahl, Frederick, Lissa): *look up*
Chrom: Really? Isn't it a little la--
Admin: INSOMNIACS DO NOT KNOW THIS CONCEPT CALLED TOO LATE FOR THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.
Chrom: Riiiggghhhhtt...
Admin: *sits beside Stahl* Ahem! So our question comes in from @DeidaraTheArtist!
-Who do you romantically ship with Gaius?
Admin: Hmm... Well, in my current play through, he's married to Tharja! They're actually really cute together, and I like my ginger Noire... But through constant messag--I mean letters to my friend @Enraged_Fangirl, I've come to ship them!
Gaius: Hey, don't I get a say in this?
Admin: Of course you do! (In head) Nope.
Frederick: Miss Admin, don't you think you should be retiring soon?
Admin: *sigh* Soon, soon. But for now, build a bigger fir--
Frederick: Right away, miss.
Everyone: ...
Admin: Well, thanks for asking! Feel free to ask or dare!
