Dare #21: Reaction time!

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Admin: Hey everyone!

Chrom: *looks over* Crap, Admin! I take back what said yesterday! You look tired!

Admin: *yawn* I think I'm getting sick again. I guess I should probably take a break from dares. Do you guys mind giving us a question?

Chrom: *hands me sledgehammer*

Admin: Huh? What's this for?

Chrom: Breaking down the fourth wall more and more.

Admin: Nice. Well, today's dare comes in from @EverAfterDagnanRompa!

-I dare anyone to watch episode 3 of Madoka Magica!

Admin: *goes into emo corner*

Chrom: Huh? What's wron--

Admin: THAT EPISODE IS WRONG. IT IS MORE EVIL THAN GRIMA HIMSELF.

Chrom: O_O

Admin: *already writing up a list of who to show it to*

Chrom: Admin, you...

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Admin: Okay! *spins around on swivel chair, legs straight out in a childish way, leaning back and holding the paper above head* First on the list of people to watch it! Oh, wait, before we do that, this chapter is gonna contain spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched the episode. Just letting you know! Okay, first on the list is, of course, Chrom!

Admin: Chrrrooooommm!!!! Come here! There's a series I want to show you!

Chrom: Huh? Okay.

*watches first two*

Admin: And now, the third episode!

Chrom: It's actually a really good series. Nice find, Admin.

Admin: Thank you! Okay, and... Go! *presses play*

Chrom: *twiddles fingers through opening song*

Chrom: Eh? Is there something going on between Saiyaka and this boy? And why is he in the hospital?

Admin: Are you getting...protective of her? Is it because she has blue hair too?

Chrom: ...

Chrom: Eh...? An accident... Mami-sempai--

Admin: Yay! I got you to use the honorifics!

Chrom: *rolls eyes* --seems really happy for someone who was put through that...

Admin: Later I'll show you this "the most damaged people are the most cheerful" quote-picture thing. Anyway...*pauses show* I'm going to go get us something to drink.

Chrom: Alright.

Admin: *gets up and leaves*

Chrom: (in head) Wow, Mami-sempai is amazing.

Admin: Alright! Start it up again!

Chrom: *presses play*

Chrom: Oh crap, is that a Grief Seed?!?

Chrom: Okay, trippy maze... It's kind of eerie how it's pseudo hospital theme this time...

Chrom: Come on, Mami! Stop doing this to my feelings...

Admin: See? What did I tell you about the damaged people?

Chrom: ... Cake? You're getting her to wish for... Cake?

Admin: Ca-ke, ca-ke, Ma-rie ca-ke...

Chrom: What...? It's such a tiny witch...

Chrom: Alright! Take it down, Mami-sempai!

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