Harley Quinn And The Joker

Final Fight Part 1

"Let go, you freak!" Black Seven yelled as I pinned his hands against the roof using my knees. That fight has been going on for half an hour now but I haven't been able to get the remote control that'd free Batman from his really embarrassing state of uselessness.

I immediately slapped him using my left hand where the two holes already began to close. "I'm sorry, Jay, but you make me use my pimp hand!" A little blood dropped down my chin, but it wasn't my blood. After Black Seven punched me in the kidney a view moments ago, I bit his wrist - pretty hard. I may have damaged the bones. It was one of the moments I loved having metal teeth because I could bite this small fucktard as hard as I wanted to, it wouldn't cause any damage to me.

My right hand moved to the pocket of his coat where Black Seven kept the remote control but as I grabbed it and held it up to my face to see its buttons better, I realized that handling that thing wasn't as easy as thought. "Bats, you know your way around smiley faces?" I looked back at him through the smoke and immediately rolled my eyes. "You as me if I know my--" He started but I cut him off by raising my hand. "Yeah, I didn't really think that through."

There were multiple faces in different colots and emotions instead of buttons, making me guess which of them was the one to free Batman's suit from Black Seven's control. 'Well. Let's try the smiling one first.'

The second I pushed it, Batman started groaning in pain, his face was cramping and I immediately took my finger off the button before I asked him if he was alright - not without a chuckle escaping my mouth while I was speaking.

"That was an electroshock, of course I'm not okay!" His angry eyes glared at me through the smoke as I tried to suppress a smile.

"Okay, let's try another one." I pushed the same button again and watched Batman's face cramp again which made me laugh out louder than I should have.

"JOKER!!" He screamed at me as the shock wore off and I chuckled with a grin on my face. "Sorry, heh, that needed to be done."

"Yeah, very funny, ha-ha!" Batman rolled his eyes while I still giggled. "Never laughed harder, now get my suit going!"

"Fine, party-pooper." Sighing, I looked closer to the remote control while Black Seven started giggling weirdly. To be honest, I didn't care about his stupid laughs or stuff, but the way he looked at me made me feel as if something wasn't right. "What?" My raspy voice sounded deeper than usual, maybe because of the smoke.

Not saying a word, he just kept staring at me in some awkward way with the burned and swollen skin around his eyes and nose area. 'Whatever.' I thought and side-eyed Harley as she started moving again - much to my surprise, because I assumed she was either still unconscious or already dead.

"Harley, stay down!" It was hard for me to speak louder but somehow, she heard me and weakly nodded before she half sat, half fell back down on the ground. Well, to be honest, I wanted to give her the shot of Dionesium right now, but I couldn't risk letting Black Seven get up again, after all, I still had to help Batman - once again.

"Know what?" I turned the remote control over in my hand and looked at it bored, then moved my eyes over to Batman through the smoke. "I always need to get you out of some situation, but what am I getting?" My hand tightened on the remote control while I bit my lower lip, my voice started already to break and I had to cough at the heat and smoke all around me.

"Well, what the hell do you want?!" Batman yelled, his voice was surprisingly strong.

I grinned while I side-eyes Harley as she seemed to have trouble to breath and slowly moved my hand behind my back to grab the Dionesium but still had my other hand on the remote control which distracted Black Seven.

"I only wanted to one time to see you laughing, I only wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain."

Black Seven chuckled and I had to giggle as well, knowing Batman had no idea what I was talking about. But distracting both, Batman and Blacky was what I wanted at the moment. My original plan didn't work anymore, so I had to improvise - something I wasn't really a fan of.

While Black Seven still giggled, I quickly punched him between the eyes with the remote control, knocking him out and immediately jumped up before I ran over to Batman to ask the technical genius which button would be the right one.

"Now, mister 'I can do everything', which button?" I asked and held the control up to his face. Not that I was surprised he ended up like this again, but it was kinda funny how he didn't even have electronic things in his suit, yet was affected by Black Seven's dumb technology. 'What a fool.'

"I don't know, try the sad one." He growled and I pushed it, waiting if he could move again. "You feeling anything?" I asked as I turned my head around to check if Black Seven was still unconscious. "Yeah, I'm feeling hot!" Batman responded and I looked back at him. "Seriously?" I chuckled and rolled my eyes. "I don't even swing that way."

Batman glared at me with outraged eyes. "Don't start this again! I'm seriously feeling way too warm, something's wrong with the suit!" He coughed as white smoke came out of his batsuit. I could tell from the smell that this was fluoroantimonic acid. The strongest acid that can melt flesh within seconds, bones and even diamonds. "Screw this!" I smashed the remote control on the floor and started to look around on his batsuit, there had to be some sort of sensor that caused those things to Bats.

"Damn it, Joker, hurry up!" Batman sounded like he was already feeling the pain of his skin melting off his bones. "Yes, hang on for a second!" I pulled up his cape and there was it, ta red blinking light between his shoulder blades. "This might hurt." Not waiting for an answer, I punched the spot as hard as I could, immediately breaking the sensor and stopping the white smoke.

Batman groaned in pain and had to kneel down for a moment while I kicked the remote control off the roof - who knows, maybe Black Seven could fix that thing up again and who wanted that? Speaking of, I suddenly remembered I had to check on him again, so I looked over to the spot he should be still be in...but he wasn't.

"Motherfu--" I began but got cut off by Batman. "Joker!" At first I thought he wanted to keep me from finishing the word, but I quickly realized he was pointing towards Harley who was still barely moving but there was another person slowly walking towards her, holding something long but with one bended end.

"Oh, mostly hell, no!" I yelled, immediately grabbed the shot of Dionesium and smoothly moved it into Batman's hand who looked at me confused. "You take care of that!" Giving him a warning look, I quickly jumped into the thick cloud of smoke right in front of me.

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