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TylerDoughseph: I'M UP SET.

Halsey: Why.

TylerDoughseph: Mr. Potato head didn't let us be H O M O S E X U A L

Mel.lbbh: ...Wut

TylerDoughseph: We're doing the baby thing

TylerDoughseph: I asked if I could be paired with another guy

TylerDoughseph: AND THE BITCH SAID HE'S PICKING PARTNERS .

Mel.lbbh: oh

TylerDoughseph: and so I thought "oh that's chill, Whoever it is will have the best partner ever." Right?

TylerDoughseph: Wrong

TylerDoughseph: THE FUCKER MADE ME HAVE JENNA AS THE MOM AND ME AS THE DAD.

TylerDoughseph: JENNA HATES MY GUTS.

Jen: It's true.

TylerDoughseph: SEE???

Mel.lbbh: It's not a big deal.

TylerDoughseph: iT's NOt a bIG dEaL.

Mel.lbbh:☹️

TylerDoughseph: She's a butcher with a smile, she'll skin me alive.

Jen: Its true

TylerDoughseph: S E E ? ? ?

Mel.lbbh: Tyler, you are overreacting.

TylerDoughseph: She only likes Debby.

Deppy: It's true

Halsey: Tyler,  it'll be okay. I got a guy named Joe, and he looks like Ray only less huggable.

TreeStump: JOE? TROMAN?

Thnkspt: haha, joe mama

Halsey: yeah

TreeStump: Pete no.

TreeStump: He's my fren!!

WhatsaBeebo: NO

TreeStump: what

WhatsaBeebo: I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GONNA DO.

TreeStump: I didn't even

WhatsaBeebo: Nope, nope, uh uh, no.

TylerDoughseph: Can we get back to my problem now?

TylerDoughseph: I have to go through so much right now, this is so horrible.

JoshBun: If it makes you feel any better, I got a girl named Keltie, and oh my god is she a bitcj.

Ryanfromtrolls: YOU GOT KELTIE??

WhatsaBeebo: Oh, wasn't that your ex?

Ryanfromtrolls: yeah, I had a weird thing for blonde girls.

WhatsaBeebo: So if Dal amd I went blonde?

Ryanfromtrolls: O.O

Ryanfromtrolls: Wait, no, nvrm. I like my men brunette.

TylerDoughseph: but Jenna's meeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaannn

Jen: I look down upon him

TylerDoughseph: She shaved my hair once!

Jen: Twice, out of revenge for him eating MY food in the cupboard.

TylerDoughseph: IT WAS FREE POPCORN. AND THE SECOND TIME IT WAS IN MY HOUSE!!!

Jen: I had my name on it.

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