bakusquad being the bakusquad

vsco???????

i'm sorry i made this but... there's finally a chat!

group chat name:
the broliest bros

nicknames:
mina: queen
kirishima: sharkboy
denki: zapyotits
sero: soyboy
bakugo: king

thursday, september 13

zapyotits: hey mina

queen: what's up?

zapyotits: you wore scrunchies today right

queen: yeah?

zapyotits: ...and you have a hydro flask and stickers on it right

queen: oh no

king: oh fuck no

zapyotits: ...and you wore checkered vans

zapyotits: ...and you always lipgloss with you?!?!

zapyotits: ArE yOu a VSCO gIRL?!?!

zapyotits changed queen to vscoqueen

vscoqueen: pFfT

vscoqueen: no!

vscoqueen changed their name to queen

queen: also i can see that you've been educated

queen: last like i mentioned vsco girl you can no idea what it meant but NOW YOU DO!

zapyotits: yeah!

zapyotits: on one of our dates, sero pointed one out and after our date i looked it up

zapyotits: anyways

king: don't you DARE say anything else about vsco girls

sharkboy: isn't "vsco girls" the running joke on tik tok?

queen: well yes

queen: but they're an actual thing

sharkboy: oh

queen: WAIT do you have tik tok

sharkboy: yeah

queen: DUUUUUDE

queen: okay wait

queen: kacchan

king: don't fucking call me that

queen: bakugo

queen: my king

queen: leader

queen: bakuhoe

queen: bakubabe

queen: bakubro

king: ok you got me until you got to bakuhoe

queen: BAKUGO

king: what!

queen: YOU NEED TO DELETE TIK TOK OFF OF KIRIS PHONE

queen: HES TOO PURE

king: i'm glad that someone agrees with me that he should delete it

sharkboy: EVEN MINA?!?!?!

sharkboy: WHYYYY!!!!!??!?!??!!!!

king: it's stupid! it's a waste of your time! and it's not MANLY to watch them

sharkboy: oh

sharkboy: well i didn't know it made you less manly

sharkboy: okay i'll delete

sharkboy: goodbye tik tok 😔😢👋🏻

queen: PFFT

queen: THATS what made him delete it

queen: sometimes i forget that kiri is so attached to being manly

soyboy: trust me @sharkboy, i think it was a good thing that you deleted it

sharkboy: wait do you have it

soyboy: no (he lied)

sharkboy: oh

soyboy: but i have a feeling...

soyboy: that you would easily get annoyed

soyboy: especially with all the

king: DONT SAY IT

king: DONT YOU FUCKING DAMN SAY IT YOU SHITTY TAPE DISPENSER

soyboy: AND I OOP-

soyboy: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

king: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU

king: YOU BETTER HAVE YOUR DOOR LOCKED

king: ACTUALLY THAT PROBABLY WONT EVEN HELP YOU

zapyotits: oooo he abt to be roasted toasted

queen: dam

sharkboy: @zapyotits shouldn't you be more worried for your boyfriend?

zapyotits: it always happens to me but sero never seems too worried for me so i won't be for him

zapyotits: ;)

zapyotits: this is what you call real relationship goals

sharkboy: is it?

queen: no it's just called being stupid

sharkboy: okay...?

queen -> king

queen: hey bakugo~

king: what now

queen: were you saying that tik tok is a waste of kiri's time so that kiri would give you more attention?

three hours later

king:...

king: fuck no