bakusquad being the bakusquad

laying around

i have a feeling that most of these won't be chats anymore cuz i don't have many ideas for chats, but here's some bakusquad randomness!!

group chat name:
the broliest bros

nicknames:
mina: queen
kirishima: sharkboy
denki: zapyotits
sero: soyboy
bakugo: king

saturday, september 23
third pov
just a few days ago, all the classes at UA had moved into dorms. the reason being because these students, especially class 1-A keep getting involved with a villain group know as the league of villains.

"i bet those idiots aren't even done packing yet," bakugo thought to himself as he walked to the common area.

bakugo pov
bakugo: what tha-

when i got to the common area, there's the four fucking idiots laying on the only damn pullout couch that's in the common area. they're still in their shitty pajamas even though it's already 3 in the fucking afternoon. they appear to be sleeping too. who the fuck is still asleep at this time?!?!

kiri: (sitting up) hey bakugo

oh of course they're not actually fucking asleep. although i can imagine them sleeping til 3 in the afternoon probably because they go to bed at like 3 in the morning. how can you be so damn dumb to go to bed at 3 am?

kiri: join us!

bakugo: what the fuck is happening here?

sero: we're just chillin bro~

bakugo: dude are fucking high?

sero: i always am~

kaminari: you mean two bros chilling in a hot tub?

sero: f- zero feet apart because they're fully gay?

kaminari: yes?

sero: (pilling kami towards him to cuddle) yes

bakugo: pikachu what the fuck is wrong with you and your shitty boyfriend-

bakugo: actually you know what, there's something wrong with all of you so don't even answer that.

kami: oh we just roasted toasted boasted~

mina: pfft kami! haha

mina: but yeah baku- (GASP) bakubabe you should join us~

kiri: (talking to himself (he's half whispering)) omg i love that

mina: me too

mina: i just came up with it on a whim too

kami: haha i like it too

baku: woah i didn't know you knew that word

mina: what? you mean "whim"

mina: of course i know!

baku: well i think it's surprising considering you're the second to dumbest kid in our class

kiri: bakugo!

kiri: (whispering to himself) hey "bakubabe" should be my new nickname for him

bakugo: why do all of you guys sound high except for kiri?

baku: and SOMETIMES mina

kiri: they probably are

kami: eyy you just called him by his name~

bakugo: shut the fuck up

bakugo: so what? i don't have permission to call my boyfriend by his name

mina: hehe you just called him your boyfriend~

mina: but no?

mina: it's just that you call EVERYONE ELSE by a crappy nickname

bakugo: my nicknames are not crappy!!

mina: whatever

kiri: i love you too explody boy

bakugo: SHUT UP

mina: aww you guys are so cute

sero: yeah~ you guys are so~ gay~

bakugo: you're gay

kami: no~ i'm bi~

kami: so like eXcUsE mE?!?!

sero: we all be gay in this house

mina: uhh yeah like 90% of us are

mina: i mean in this whole dormitory

bakugo: woah didn't think you knew that word either

kiri: hey! bakubabe don't be so mean!

bakugo: hmph

mina: anyways join us~

bakugo: fuck no

kiri: fuck yes (pulling bakugo next to him)

bakugo: urg fine

i made different versions of this but i'm not sure if i should post them. should i? one of them is similar to this, just gayer. the other one is pretty different.