Spideypool/Superfamily Oneshots

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"We need to get you to the medical bay right now." Peter said

"Peter I don't really think that's best. They'll just slap on unnecessary things and put me on no missions for a couple days." Natasha said

"Isn't that best? You're hurt. But I understand. I always don't want to go to the medical bay because I can't go on missions for a day or so. But I'll help you." Peter said and got up, grabbing a box of bandages and the first aid kit in the bathroom before coming back to Natasha, leaning down to tend to some wounds.

"Where does it hurt? Also you should really go to the medical bay." Peter said after disinfecting and bandaging the first wounds he sees

When he didn't get an answer he looked up to see Natasha slightly smiling.

"Steve would've done the same thing you know." Natasha said

"Hm?" Peter said

"He would've been alerted if anyone had wounds but wouldn't bring certain people to the medical bay because he knew how much he and they hated it. He would bandage them up while slowly coaxing them to go to the medical bay because he was worried. Many times succeeding." Natasha said and ruffled Peters hair who smiled

"That's nice to hear Aunt Nat but we really need to get you fixed up!" Peter said as he found some more wounds

~

"Another two prime examples of how Peter acts like Steve." Thor boomed

"Exactly." Natasha said "Remember how Steve would always bandage our wounds but not being us to the medical bay, but then try to coax us into it."

"I knew how much some of you hated it. I sometimes did." Steve said

"Alright you've given enough examples. We understand, Peter is exactly like both of us because the universe said so." Tony said

"One more example." Loki said

~ Flashback ~

"Tony, honey, we don't have to do this." Steve said as both teams were standing on the airport field

"Don't sweet talk me. We both want different things." Tony said

"You sure you guys can't talk it out? We don't have to do this." Natasha said

"I wish that was an option." Steve said

"Just say you want to fight me and get it over with. We both know it." Tony said

"You know that is exactly what I've been trying to avoid this entire time. I don't want to hurt you." Steve said

"Yeah. Well I'm tired of this. Underoos!" Tony called out and Peter flipped in, webbing Steve's hands and grabbing his shield, finishing off a landing

"Good job kid." Tony said

"Thanks! Well I could've stuck the landing better but this suit- wai- the suit is perfect dad it's perfect." Peter said

"Yeah we don't really need to have a conversation right now." Tony said

"Yeah- Hey pops. Big fan of Captain America." Peter said

"You brought our son into this. I should've expected." Steve said

"What's that supposed to mean?" Tony said

"It means that I knew you were going to drag him into this because you know I can't hurt him." Steve said

"Can you guys stop arguing like an old married couple. Which you are." Natasha said

"Uh- guys. Something doesn- AGH!" Peter said as he was kicked back and Scott grew back to size, giving Steve his shield back

"I believe this belongs to you." Scott said

"Let's finish this." Steve said

~ After the fight ~

Natasha launched her taser like gadget at T'Challa, letting Steve get through

They got on the ship and saw Peter standing there.

"Peter. We don't want to hurt you." Steve said "But we still restrain you if you try and stop us."

"I'm not here to stop you pops. I'm just here because I know I was on dads side but I want you to know I don't want to choose between my dads and this is stupid." Peter said

All of a sudden Tony came in.

"Thanks for distracting kid." Tony said

"I wasn't distracting. I want you to both make up right now." Peter said firmly

"Yeah that's not going to happen kid." Tony said, putting up his ironman hand which to Steve put up his shield.

"Yes it is. How do you think this makes me feel? Both my superhero dads are fighting when they should just be talking about it!" Peter said "Now make up or I'll web you both. And before you say something sarcastic dad I upgraded the webbing another tier to hold not only your armor but pops strength."

Tony and Steve looked at each other.

They knew they had to make up. Not only for themselves but their son.

So they did.

~

"Showed great leadership there. He's the only one who can get you two to stop being such children." Natasha said

"Hey you fought on my side and then betrayed me." Tony said

"I did what I thought was right. Peter did too." Natasha said

"I guess you're right. He does act like both of us." Steve said

"Isn't that precisely why we adopted him?" Tony said, looking at Steve

"Yeah. And I never regretted it nor ever will." Steve said

"So sappy, I love it." Scott said, coming in and eating his orange slices.

Peter came in through the elevator from school, smiling at everyone.

"What's happening today? Everyone having a conversation?" Peter said

"Yeah. Peter have we ever had the talk." Tony said

Peter dropped the apple he grabbed, looking at Tony, Steve and then the Avengers before dashing to his room.

Tony burst out laughing.

"I meant about insecurities! Not that talk. But now that you brought it up, let's talk about it!" Tony said as he got up

Steve smiled (along with the other avengers) at his husband and sons antics.

What a family.