songs that you play to annoy them

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Edd

He doesn't understand any of the words, but you do by heart. You sing along and it drives him crazy because he wants to learn but he's too confused.
Matt

He cries, even though he doesn't get it.
Tom

People used to quote it all the time and bombard his life with it. It doesn't happen anymore, but you still occasionally mock him with it, relating to the muffin.
Tord

This one's pretty self-explanatory. Heh. Explana-tori. Its too happy, in his opinion.
Paul

He doesn't know why either, but he doesn't like the dammed song

Patryck

He cries so much that he might as well start collecting them, to spare for when global warming absorbs all the water. Same.
Eduardo

Yes. He makes you un poco loco and he groans when UE hears that stupid tune. You'd sing it when he's asleep and he'd wake up to you looming over him and singing
"Where should I put my shoes, ay mi amour ay mi amour? You say 'put them on your head' ay mi amour ay mi amour you make me un poco locooooo"
"Babe, its 4:30. Go to sleep"
Jon
No song really annoys him. If you like it, he will too.
Mark

Too edgy, she claims.
Ell

It freaks her out. She doesn't understand it, making it spooky. She mush be terrified of me then.
Matilda

She doesn't like how it sounds old and vintage-y.
Tamara

She loves when you sing it, but she doesn't like the original. You both remixed it.
Tori

Just.no. she will cover her ears and go into shock. Then, she will pretend to be in pain and die.
Paula

Just. I think it explains itself.
Patty

You scream it at 2 in the morning for your viewers and subscribers of YouTube. You have a channel that's fairly popular, having 48 million subscribers. I've actually had a channel. My family deleted it because I mentioned my sister. Also, I made animation memes and speedpaints and stuff and over 313 subscribers. I think it was 500 or something. My most viewed video had 5.8k views. I was so fucking happy 😄
Elana
Once again, in poco loco. But, another song you use to mock her is "1 thot 2 thot"

It's legit her theme.
Joan
Same as Jon. If you like songs, she'll try to like it too.
Mary

Its childish af.

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