RANDOM NUMBER GANG
Pancakes: Good morning everyone!
Pancakes: I mean, if it even is morning for you?
PastaLord: It's like ten here
(I'm lazy and not doing accurate math so sue me)
Tomate: Same here
Pancakes: oh I'm sorry :(
PastaLord: I barely sleep, you're fine
ChingChong: It's like four am here
PastaLord: Holy Shit, no one cares
ChingChong: Bítch
PastaLord: Pfft please I've been called worse
Awesome: No swearing on my Christian Minecraft server!
PastaLord: Fuck
PastaLord: Bitch
PastaLord: Ass
Tomate: Oof
PastaLord: Did you just Oof us?
Tomate: No...
*PastaLord sent a screenshot*
Tomate: I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling Italians!
PastaLord: Right. Anyways, what are you?
Pancakes: Oh my god, Karen, you can't just ask people what are they!
Awesome: BÍTCH JAASSSS!
Pancakes: MEAN GIRLSSS
ChingChong: Faggots
Hipster: Says you
ChingChong: You aim to wound me
Hipster: Is it working?
ChingChong: Nah
Hipster: Damn
Tomate: Haha! I'm Spanish! I live in Spain along with @awesome ! He's Prussian tho!
PastaLord: Didn't Prussia collapse?
Awesome: You have no right! All my ancestors were Prussian!
Pancakes: if it makes you feel better there's actually Prussian territory here in Canada, it's called New Prussia.
Awesome: Mattie, I'm coming to visit you
Pancakes: Ah, but I live in Ontario tho :'/
Awesome: Road trip bitch!
PastaLord: Invite me to the wedding
Pancakes: Will do
Awesome: it'll be the most awesome wedding ever
Pancakes: Oh Gil~~~~
Awesome: Oh Mattie~!!!
Hipster: Oh joy
ChingChong: Something you don't feel
Tomate: Whats your name anyways, Hipster?
Hipster: I'm not a hipster, just a recluse. My name is Emil, I'm 16, and I live in Iceland
ChingChong: Neato. O yah I'm from HongKong
PastaLord: Huh, ChingChong... HongKong... goes together well
ChingChong: You must be a genius
PastaLord: I'm in an elite private school so yeah
ChingChong: Shit boy I thought Asians were the smart ones
Awesome: Are you smart?
ChingChong: I'm smart with tactics and manipulation not like math or whatever
Hipster: oh boo I thought you could help me with calculus since we're in the same grade
ChingChong: I mean I'm not a genius but I could probably help you anyways
Tomate: Groupchat turned study session
Pancakes: How fun! I'll send mine!
PastaLord: fml, I'll just send pasta
*Hipster sent two photos*
*PastaLord sent one photo*
*Pancakes sent one photo*
Awesome: Pancakes... your handwriting is awesome
PastaLord: Holy fuck it's beautiful
Pancakes: It's just cursive?
Hipster: That's god level cursive
ChingChong: Straight outta a Victorian novel
Tomate: gay*
ChingChong: You right, my mistake
Pancakes: gtg my brother is being a little bitch
PastaLord: omfg the baby swore!
Awesome: idk whether to be proud or sad
Pancakes: sorry, but he seriously annoys me! How hard is it to wash the dishes with dish soap and not hand soap???
PastaLord: sounds like my dumbass bro, good luck my man
Awesome: press F for respect
Tomate: and R for regret
ChingChong: X for lowered expectations
Hipster: the best you got?
ChingChong: best I got on three hours of sleep
Hipster: You get a pass
ChingChong: Thank you almighty hipster
Hipster: I take it back
*ChingChong sent a screenshot*
ChingChong: No takes backsies
Hipster: Curse you technology
Tomate: Sorry! I gtg too! I need to garden!
Awesome: loser
Tomate: Says you, you're helping me
Awesome: only because you're pathetic on your own
PastaLord: Like we all didn't see that
Tomate: How mean!
PastaLord: sns
Awesome: Guess I gotta go too, bye slackers!
PastaLord: bye
ChingChong: ttyl
Hipster: goodbye
YOU ARE READING
Group Chat (Spamano, Prucan, HongIce)
FanfictionBack at it again with some Hetalia garbage! Plot: There's a wall on a blog that randomly generates real numbers, so what happens when a certain Prussian and Spaniard decide to make a group chat with the first few numbers? Shenanigans, that's what.
