Valentine's Day

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11/12/2031
Cerberus had been in the bathroom for an hour.

"Cerberus! Get out, I gotta piss."

"Fuck off, piss in a bucket."

"Your music's too loud."

"Your snoring last night was too loud,
grandpa."

"Oh, you little shit. Both, help me break down the door."

"Excuse me, leave my door alone. Let me get a screwdriver."

"I'm almost done! Jesus fuck. Herr, wirf Hirn vom Himmel oder Steine Haupstache er trifft."

"Don't use your German against me. Mes couilles sur ton front."

"I've got the screwdriver and keep your balls in your pants."

As Cerberus opened the door Piggy's and Botu's mouths dropped open.

"You look...ugly."

Botu slapped the back of Piggy's head.

"You look like a million bucks, kid."

"Move, I need to piss."

Piggy shoved Cerberus aside. Botu put his hand in Cerberus' shoulder.

"He thinks you look good too. Do you need some perfume?"

"Yeah."

They moved over to Botu's room.

"Y'know kid, Piggy cares for you."

"Hmm?"

A stash of expensive perfume caught Cerberus' attention.

"Well, pick one."

-

Moonlight dubble checked if her orders went through.

"Just track the damn flowers."

She impatiently tapped her leg as she tried to figure out how to track her order.

"Got it."

'Perfect, they arrived. I should receive a text about...now.'

Moonlight looked at her phone that showed three notifications.

'No text from Diva? She should be home.'

-
Leo opened the door.

"Flowers?"

"Yes, for you ma'am from Moonlight."

"Double daffodils, thank you."

She accepted the flowers.

"Have a good day, ma'am."

"You too."

Leo closed the door and put the flowers down.

'Her cliché ass. Buying me 'white lion' flowers, god damn.'

She texted Moonlight as she searched for a vase.

-

Oligarch met up with his mole in the Russian military.

"I need to get in touch with someone."

"You've got the right man. Who do you need?"

"Aleksei Mikhailov."

"I- are you sure?"

"One of his pupils hurt my colleague."

"I don't think-"

"Are you doubting me?"

"No, of course not sir. I'll see if I can get in touch with him. I can't promise anything."

"You'll get him for me. He knows me. Don't give up before I've talked to him."

-

I don't wanna waste my time if I can't make you decide
You're only on my mind when I need you
I don't need to know about what you do when the sun goes down
Cause I don't gotta know about nothing
Cause I don't gotta know

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