Splatoon Manga Various x Modern! Otaku! Reader [DISCONTINUED]

booyah bacc

(A/n: That pic is irrelevant btw)

HOW IS GOGGLES STILL NOT HERE YET?!"

"He's late~"

"As usual..."

Eyes beaming, you observed your surroundings.

'HOLY SQUID SISTERS, THIS IS WAHOO WORLD WHEN IT'S NOT USED AS A BATTLEFIELD!'

Another thought, though, quickly crept into your mind.

'Hn? Isn't the X Rank team revealed to be awkwardly standing on the Ferris Wheel by the end of chapter 30?'

Eyes darting for the Ferris Wheel, you lightly frowned.

Nothing.

'iT's fInE tHeY'rE sUpPoSed tO aPpEaR lAteR iN tHiS cHaPtEr aNyWaYs!!11!!!'

Internally sighing, you looked at Rider.

Oof, that's maybe right! You had landed yourself a date with Rider~

Welp, more like you saw the blue team start chapter 30 without you :(

And so, you decided to hide in the shadows, with Rider.

WITH A BIG CHUNGUS COSTUME OF FUCKING COURSEEEEEE!

As a professional cosplayer from your past life as a hootman, you still possessed your Super High School Level (SHSL) cosplay-making skills. (A/n: We're lacking in references here, okay?)

"You stand out like a sore thumb..."

You smiled at Rider, "Probably because I'm so fabulous."

"Well, partially."

(insert wave of self-doubt washing away here)

"But mainly because of that ridiculous costume of yours."

"And I don't suppose yours is any better?" you sarcastically asked, raising an eyebrow. "If you're gonna dress as a knight, be more realistic... I doubt any blacksmith would make a set that exposed the knight's fucking spats and call it a day."

"Why are you guys hiding?"

"Oh, hey, Aloha," you greeted, waving, "Chunga-chunga."

"...?"

"Amusement parks aren't my style," Rider mumbled, forgetting to greet Aloha.

"So you're embarrassed."

"I mean, you have no choice since you broke my limited edition keychain—"

"Can we not have this abnormally average conversation?" You boredly interrupted,

"Uh, okay?"

"A'ight, Rider, let's head out to some turf war!" you chirped, gripping onto his hand lightly.

"With you? No."

"But I don't wanna watch on the sidelines with Pinkie," you childishly whined, internally apologizing to Aloha.

"Tch. Fine, whatever," Rider grumbled, starting to walk away and leave you behind.

"Awww, wait for me!"

Skipping after him, your (e/c) optics moved back to the Ferris Wheel, only to be disappointed once more.

'Asdfghjkl stop being so impatient...'

And thus, you joined Team Costume Lovers for the game, sadly replacing an inkling dressed in the enchanted gear or whatever it was called.

"Oi, knight! And... rabbit?" The ninja boi called out, talking to you and Rider.

You gasped in awe, "What amazing uncultured power...!"

"We let you two join because you asked, but we're a team that loves costumes," the same ninja continued, "You must become your roles! Fight like knights and rabbits!"

"Haah!?" Rider responded, clearly irritated. You snickered as they continued lecturing Rider.

"All right!" Goggles cheered as the matched was about to begin. "We won't lose in either battle or costumes!"

You smirked within your Big Chungus helmet, gripping your (f/w) tighter.

"Nin! The fight's on!"

"Ready..."

"GO!"

And thus your match in Wahoo World began.

Breaking the laws of physics and shit that happens in the chapter, you easily were the first to make it to the center.

"Ink the center!" you heard Glasses cry. Knowing Rider would soon toss his Booyah Bomb, you decided to steal his splat(s).

"Okay!"

"Hm? There's an enemy!"

Hearing Headphones exclaim that, you decided it might be best to start with some other squit.

Immediately noticing Glasses attempt to sneak on your side before he even took two steps, you quickly and efficiently splatting him, while dodging Bobble hat's poorly sloshed attacks, and certainly dodging Headphones un-shot shots. You were able to splat Goggles along with Glasses, as presumably due to bad aim, Goggles merely shot Glasses back, as he stood behind his masked frendo.

Swiftly hiding into the ink, you swam behind Headphones, who stood at the almost-very edge of the center-tower-thing, closer to your team's side, causing Bobble to slosh at Headphones, of which blocked Headphones vision. As you smirked, aiming your (f/w) towards Headphones's back, you lost your footing.

"NAAANIIII!!??"

"The rabbit fell!?"

Bracing yourself for the impact of hitting an ink-covered moving platform, you weren't really surprised when the cliche thing of not ever feeling the impact occurred.

(F/w) still in hand, you smirked inside your mask at the blushing culprit. "Wow~ Just like a real knight!"

"Sh-shut up!"

"Anyways," you began, brushing off your fall as you proceeded to ink some turf, "You should use that not-new-at-all Booyah Bomb."

"Tch," Rider grumbled, preparing it.

Booyah Bomb!

And thus began the cries of booyah.

"But it leaves you wide open!" you overheard Headphones exclaimed like a fool.

Making it over to the center where she stood, you shot a not-visible look of disappointment.

"Idiot... The Booyah Bomb shield is worth 500 HP!" you corrected, splatting the fool in an instant.

And thus everyone did them a "got splatted" and the currently lazy author provided the readers with a time skip. ._______.

--Time Skip--

Upon the previous battle ending with the blue team's win as you were holding back, you and Rider had been found out. Deciding to go off on your own to go to the bathroom, your eyes shifted towards the Ferris Wheel.

Bamboozled, your eyes widened.

'They're not here..?'

Immediately feeling light breathing being brushed against your neck, you turned around.

"Hm?"

It was tHeM.

"Ya know... The more that I think about it, I can't help feeling like you guys just to show the new hair styles..?"

A/n: Hallelujah. I found my phone so I could bold shit after 3 days.

I don't know if it was worth it tho tbh

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