INSIDE RIVERDALE

19

4 YEARS LATER

*Groupchat*

Kevin: Hello gays!

Betty: Kevin not all of us are gay.

Kevin: But most of you are! Speaking of gays, where's my Choni.

Sweet Pea: They're probably not going to answer for a while.

Kevin: And why not?

Jughead: Because we just walked by their trailers. They are loud as hell.

Josie: TMI! TMI!

Kevin: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Archie: Come on Josie, don't act like you didn't enjoying knowing what Cheryl and Toni are currently doing.

Kevin: *Cough* More like doing each other *Cough*

Fangs: I can't sleep

Sweet Pea: Why not Fangs

Fangs: Because right now Cheryl is currently screaming and I quote, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! DONT STOP TT! FASTER BABY!"

Kevin: HA! CHERYL BOTTOMS!

Betty: Cheryl Blossom a bottom?! I believe it.

Reggie: Yeah it is kinda obvious. Cheryl Bottom and Toni TOPaz.

Kevin: Oh my god, I never thought about it like that.

Toni: What the hell are you guys saying about us?!

Sweet Pea: Someone's angryyyyy

Toni: Shut the hell up Sweet Pea!

Kevin: You know you would think for someone just got laid, you would be a lot nicer.

Cheryl: Actually we never finished because our phones keep going up.

Toni: Yeah, so be quiet. Thank you and goodbye.

Jughead: Oh

Jughead: My

Jughead: god

Jughead: I

Jughead: am

Jughead: So

Jughead: Sorry

Jughead: Antoinette

Jughead: "Toni"

Jughead: Topaz

Jughead: Please

Jughead: forgive

Jughead: me

Jughead: !

Toni: Asshole...

Kevin: So when's the wedding?!

Cheryl: What wedding

Kevin: Yours and Toni's.

Chery: We're not engaged

Toni: Yet 😏

Kevin: *dies*

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A Day later

*Chat between Toni and Cheryl*

Cheryl: Toni?

Toni: Yeah, what's up babe?

Cheryl: Well you know how we talked about having kids?

Toni: Yeah...

Cheryl: Well... I went to a sperm Donner yesterday

Toni: Oh my god, and...

Cheryl: I'm...

Cheryl:

Toni: Oh my god... Cheryl. You're pregnant?

Cheryl: Yeah... what do you think?

Toni: I think this may be the best surprise I have ever gotten.

Cheryl: Really?

Toni: Yeah. Say why don't you come over so we can celebrate

Cheryl: TONI

Toni: Not like that Cher. I meant maybe we could Netflix and Chill.

Cheryl: Okay. I'd love that. I love you 💕 🍒💗

Toni: I love you too 😘💘💝