INSIDE RIVERDALE

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*Cheryl made a group chat*

Cheryl: I'm board, someone entertain me.

Betty: Hello to you too, cousin. How was my day? It was good thank you for asking!

Cheryl: 🙄

Cheryl: Someone just please entertain me!

Kevin: Where's Veronica?

Cheryl: I don't but I'm grounded so she can't come over

Kevin: GROUNDED?! CHEYEL MARJORIE BLOSSOM WHAT HAVE HAVE YOU DONE!

Cheryl: Uh my name's Cheryl*

Betty: Calm down, grammar queen.

Cheryl: Bite me, Nancy Drew.

Kevin: What happened?

Reggie: She was smoking pot behind the school with some Serpent

Kevin: THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE??!!! THE POT?!

Jughead: "The pot" okay grandma

Kevin: SILENCE FORSYTHE!

Kevin: And who is this Serpent you're friends with?

Cheryl: Nobody just a friend.

Archie: "Just a friend" sure Jan

Veronica: Wait What?

Cheryl: shut the fuck up Archibald shouldn't be sucking Joaquin's dick?!

Reggie: Very defensive

Veronica: What am I missing here?

Cheryl: Nothing babe. Just Archie being Archie.

Veronica: Oh okay but who is this Serpent.

Reggie: A girl with pinkish hair but I didn't really see her face.

Cheryl: Yes. We've been friends since we were kids.

Betty: How?

Cheryl: Well... our moms were friends. Oh and she has 2 brothers which I'm also friends with. Anything else?

Veronica: No, I just wanted to know...

Kevin: Do you want some peanut butter with that jelly, Veronica?

Veronica: 🖕