*Groupchat*
Cheryl: Polly, Betty... how is she?
Polly: She seems nervous...
Betty: And she's shaking.
Archie: She can even properly hold her tea cup
Betty: Archie, how do you know this?
Archie: I live directly next to you? And your curtains are open 🤦♂️💁♂️🤷♂️
Betty: 😑
Archie: Anyways, she almost spilled tea on herself.
Sweet Pea: I can just imagine her right now ...
Fangs: Send a pic !
Archie: ...I can't... anymore
Cheryl: Why?
Archie: Alice saw me and closed the curtains.
Kevin: I can send one !
Archie: How?
Kevin: I'm Kevin Keller. I have ways.
Kevin:
Betty: Dude, What the hell? Where are you?Kevin: 😶
Sweet Pea: OH MY LORD SHE LOOKS SO NERVOUS 😬
Fangs: But you can tell she's trying to look cool
Cheryl: My poor baby
Kevin: BABY?! BABY?! HSHSHSBNDBZ
Jughead: Kevin, just went into another cardiac arrest
Kevin: How could I not?!?!??!??!???????!!??!!!
Kevin: Cheryl just called Toni "baby"!!!! Ugh... it's... just...so... cute!
Betty: Toni's left now.
Toni: I'm back!
Cheryl: How was it babe?
Toni: Debilitating, for one thing... I felt as if all the air of my body was being sucked out of my lungs and until now, I can now breathe.
Sweet Pea: "Debilitating" That's a big word right there. Are you sure you know what it means?
Toni: Fuck off, Sweets.
Cheryl: Toni... what happened?
Toni: Well... Alice basically gave me her blessing to propose to you... which I said was a little to early for that. But she gave me the Cooper ring instead
Polly: Cooper ring? I didn't know we had a Cooper ring?
Toni: She said she's kept it a secret for a while. And she decided to give it to her daughter one day and since Cheryl is like her daughter...
Betty: What the hell?
Jughead: Why didn't she give it to me?
Toni: Uh... oh yeah because she said and I quote, "I don't like that hobo."
Kevin: LOL 😂
Toni: Oh and she said for you, Jughead, to knock on the door like a normal person instead of sneaking into Betty's window.
Jughead: Well, I guess that's a step forward...
Toni: ...so she could slam it in your face.
Archie: Damn! MamaCoop is a savage.
Reggie: GUYS!
Cheryl: What is it, Reginald?
Reggie: Have any of you seen Veronica?
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