James: How do you open a window in a plane?

Lawrence: Shut it! So the woman grabs the cigar and yells "Well you can't have a cigar on the plane!" and she throws it out the window.

James: How?

Lawrence: The pilot goes back to his seat and hears tapping. He looks out the windshield and there's the bird, but guess what it's holding?

Sonja: The cigar?

Lawrence: The Brick.

Y/N: Where the hell did the brick come...oh. Not bad Lawrence.

James: How do you open a window on a plane?

Bruce: It was a joke, James.

They arrived at their mission, James and Bruce ran out first to secure the area. They all move towards the police station that has been taken over by the White Masks. Lawrence shot the door and Matt kicked it open. Y/n and Sonja moved in with Athena leading the way an unexpecting White Mask walked into view to investigate the noise and got shot down by the two.

James; Contact right, Engaging!

James and Matt moved in with Lawrence and Bruce taking the other side.

Lawrence: Tossing a flash...(Bang) Fucking hell.

Y/n and Sonja moved towards the cells where the report said the cops were locked up in. A hostile knocked Y/n down, Sonja disarmed the man and flipped him down then grabbing her pistol to finish him off.

Sonja: You okay, sir?

Y/n: I'm good.

They moved into the cell area and checked the cells. all but one were empty but only one man was alive but he brutally killed five people locked inside with him. Y/n looked down at a syringe on the ground and looked at a small amount of blue liquid inside.

Sonja: What should we do?

The man looked at them and ran at the bars. he reached for them then tried to bend the bars apart.

Sonja: Sir?

Y/n: Shoot him.

She shot him in the chest but he only backed up then went back to bending the bars. She shot him again and it had the same effect. Y/n shot him in the head and killed him. He looked at the object in his hand.

Sonja: What's that, sir?

Y/n: I think something bad.

He walked out and found a container to put the needle in to take to Doc when he gets back.

James: All clear sir time to head back.

They arrive back at base, Y/n was sitting in Doc's office as he tested the syringe Y/n brought back.

Y/n: Anything Doc?

Doc: Well it's not quite like what Reiley use but it could be an improved version.

Y/n: So who would be working on it though?

Doc: Any other people you know that went rogue?

Y/N: No all my Jager friends are dead.

Doc: And you made sure that Reiley is dead?

Y/n: Well I never shot him, I think Matt or Lawrence did.

Doc: Well if you find any more let me know other than that I have a date.

Y/n: With Mira? Tell her I said hi.

Doc: Will do.

Y/n walked out with Athena and found Valkyrie sneaking towards the recruit dorms.

Y/n: Take it easy on him.

Valk: No promises.

He walked back to his room and looked at Hibana sitting in a chair with just a bra and underwear.

Hibana: Ready?

Y/N: You know it.

Weasel: Please don't.

They looked up at Weasel hanging on the ceiling.

Hibana: Holy Tachanka how long were you up there.

Y/n: First don't start that shit again, and second, Weasel get out!

Weasel: But Ela is looking for me?

Y/n: Well maybe next time don't kill someone's dad then take them on an amazing date.

Weasel: I thought we were friends.

Y/N: Out.

Weasel: Ugh, fine.

He crawled to the open and looked back at them.

Weasel: A little help?

Y/n: God damn it, Weasel.

He opened the door and Weasel jumped down and walked out.

Weasel: Goodnight friends!

Ela(From a distance): Hey Weasel!

Weasel: Let me back in!

Y/n: Nope.

He slammed the door on Weasel and locked it.

Y/N: Athena is he comes in, show no mercy.

He picked up Hibana and carried her to their bed.

The next morning Y/n was on his early morning run with Valkryie and James who joined them after he began dating her. Weasel ran inside and looked under mats and their bags.

Y/n: What happened?

Weasel: I can't find Kevin.

James: Who's Kevin?

Valk: A badger.

James: How did he get that?

Weasel: I found it, but now he's missing.

Intercom: Weasel to the kitchen we found Kevin.

Weasel: Aw that little stinky butt. He's probably eating all of Blackbeard's food again.

Y/N: Hey Meghan what would happen if you found out that Weasel did something bad to Ela?

Valk: I would kill him. Why did...did they have sex?

Y/n: No I was...just wondering because he has a badger in his room now and it nearly ate Echo last night.

Valk: Well if that thing hurts her I'll use Weasel to kill it.

They finished their last lap and Y/n were getting ready to leave before Valkyrie and James get too frisky with each other. He walked out and found Kevin walking in front of him.

Y/n: God...

"Ahem."

He looked over at Tachanka staring at him.

Tachanka: You know the rule.

Y/N: Come on I wasn't here for it.

Tachanka: Doesn't matter.

Y/N: Tachanka damn it, Weasel. You see that doesn't sound right.

Tachanka: You're right, it sounded perfect.

He walked off blasting his countries national anthem to wake everyone up.

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