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Apollo's Fantastic Haiku Show! (Featuring The Gods)

GUYS GUYS GUYS

OKAY SO MY SISTER'S DORK DIARIES HOLD CAME ABOUT TWO WEEKS AFTER IT WAS RELEASED AND I WAS #21 ON HOLD

WELL THAT TOOK ONLY TWO WEEKS AND I'M #14 ON FLASHBACK

SO IT'LL TAKE LESS THAN TWO WEEKS FOR ME TO GET IT

I MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT 'TILL DECEMBER YESSSSSSSSS

ONLY PROBLEM IS I'M BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY BY MY MOM

OH WELL

I CAN JUST RUN A MILE AWAY FROM THE LIBRARY AND GET IT AND RETURN HOME IN LESS THAN A MINUTE WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING

YEAH THAT'LL BE EASY

I'M KIDDING

I HOPE I'LL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO TAKE ME

SO I MIGHT NOT BE DISAPPEARING FROM WP FOR A WHILE IF Y'ALL PROMISE NOT TO TELL ME ANY SPOILERS AND NOT COMMENT HERE ABOUT SPOILERS

OH YEAH SO HAPPY FLASHBACK!!! LESS THAN HOWEVER MANY DAYS TO GO!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Anyway *takes a deep breath* this should be a really interesting chapter. Warning: This may or may not contain angry gods and goddesses, so happy reading...

Me: *laughs*

Vara: What's so funny?

Me: FLASHBACK IS COMING OUT! OR IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY COME AND I'M LATE IN PUBLISHING THIS CHAPTER WOOOOOOOOOO

Dex: WHAT IS WITH THE FLASHBACK ALREADY

Sophie: I WANNA FIGHT

Vara: (song)

Sophie: TAKE BACK MY LIFE

Vara: (song)

Sophie: PROVE I'M ALRIGHT

Vara: SOOOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGGG

Me: I think that song will most likely describe Flashback. Or Sophie. Plus, Sophie said something similar more or less in the Flashback teasers...

Four: Tris and I really want to know-

Tris: I think I can speak for myself, Four.

Me: Ooooooooh

Sophie: I'm too excited for you to tell about the Flashback to burn you so sorry

Me: You'll probably find out in the next chapter, Sophie. And I won't be having it for a while so yeah.

Me: And I'll sub for you! BUURRRRRN

Vara: It doesn't feel right unless Sophie's doing the burn...

Sophie: Fine but there's no emotion in it

Sophie: Burn

Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYY

Percy: Okay so why is the chat name Apollo's Haikus (starring the gods)?

Vara: Wait...what? When you add the titles to the chapter it's also in the group names?

Me: I....never knew that...heh heh....*freaks out*

Vara: Greebean, find out a way to disable that, quick. Especially because the next chapter is going to be the quarter quell chapter! I CAN'T WAIT FOR-

Me: Vara...

Katniss: Um so...is Apollo going to be here?

Apollo: YUP!

Everyone: AAAHHHHHHHH