A/N: Formerely named "Siri, Ships, and Dams" but I just had to! I'll make another chapter called that, promise.
Okay, yeah, I tried asking Siri about ships and it didn't work out TOO well. But we got something out of Siri, which I will post in this chapter, as well as a few Flashback memes I made and this cool thingy I also made. (For the meme: Thanks Jennifer Lawrence) There's also a collage of book quotes which will be at the bottom. Aaaaand I just realized I was supposed to do a Halloween chapter. Oh well, we'll do a combination.
That reminds me, I wanted to post this chapter on Halloween but I JUST WANT TO PUBLISH And also you're all probably going trick or treating. So I'm publishing NOW. Sorry, on-time self.
No Flashback spoilers. Only stuff I made up about KotLC and those aren't really spoilers. (And don't believe anything that happened in KotLC here, unless you want to use it as a theory but it's really crazy so...)
Happy birthday, even if it's not your birthday! 😃
(Or as Dex would probably say: Happy Flashback!)
Me: Siri and ships don't mix well. Same with dams.
Vara: Well like every time you ask her a question, she just responds with "I'm not sure I understand."
Siri: I'm not sure I understand.
Vara: Stop Jace
Siri: This isn't Jace. This is Siri.
Vara: It's you Jace, I know.
Siri: No it's not.
Vara: Oh yeah! We've wanted to ask you this forever, Siri. Who do you ship?
Jace: SOPHITZ
Jace: I mean....answer Sophitz Siri, I didn't force you to answer at all
Siri: I ship Sophitz! But I'm not very sure that I-
Vara and Me: IT'S YOU JACE SIRI WOULDN'T ANSWER
Me: Maybe Siri is neutral and doesn't want to answer because she doesn't want to start a fandom war
Jace: Hoover Dam
Percy: Dam Hoover
Clary: Ships on the Hoover Dam
Four: The Hoover Dam Ships Siri
Me: I ship Siri and autocorrect! Their obliviousness is so perfect together.
Vara: True
Me: You know, it was named Hoover Dam because President Hoover was selfish and he wanted it to be named after HIM HIM HIM
Izzy: Thanks for the history lesson
Sophie: Lol you sound like a weird Santa Claus
Fitz and Keefe: What's Santa Claus?
Sophie: *Who's
Simon: This guy who only gives presents to the good little kids on Christmas. He gives bad people lumps of coal.
Fitz: You're getting a lump of coal for Christine Mars Keefe
Sophie: *Christmas
Vara: Autocorrecting your own Cognate, huh Sophie?
Sophie: *ignores Vara*
Keefe: What did I do?
Dex: I had a tracker on you on Tuesday. You sneaked into Councillor Alina's castle and put Giggling Gas in her Bottle of Youth.
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Fandom Texting
FanfictionDifferent fandoms chat with each other. Reacts too! Fandoms: KotLC, TMI, PJ, Divergent, THG, HP Note: None of these characters are mine! They all belong rightfully to their creators. There are also many major spoilers in this book for all of the boo...
