*Kevin made a group chat called: Rivergayyyyssss*
Kevin: Hi-ho, people of the universe!
Archie: Kevin.
Jughead: why am i here
Kevin: Because... I just wanted to check how my favorite ships were
Betty: Well Bughead is going strong
Jughead: Yup, stronger than ever
Kevin: Yes! How's Varchie?
Archie: We broke up, Kev. Decided to go our separate ways.
Veronica: I'm dating Cheryl now.
Kevin: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Hold the hell up! Why?!
Veronica: Because Archie cheated on me with Joaquin.
Archie: I TOLD YOU HE KISSED ME
Veronica: WELL I WALKED IN ON HIM GIVING YOU A BLOW JOB, ARCHIBALD!
Kevin: Wait... Archie is gay... or bi?
Kevin: Better question... JOAQUIN IS BACK!
Cheryl: What do you mean back?
Kevin: Well... you see... me and him briefly dated. That was until he left.
Betty: 😳
Reggie: Whoa, in deed
Kevin: Anyways, looks like I have a new ship! CHERONICA!
Cheryl: What the actual fuck?
Kevin: CHER-yl and ver-ONICA. Cheryl + Veronica = CHERONICA.
Veronica: I'm just going to quietly exit and go to Pop's. Babe, do you want anything?
Cheryl: Yeah, a strawberry milkshake.
Jughead: I want something!
Betty: I'll be you something, Juggie.
Jughead: I LOVE YOU BETTY COOPER!
Betty: And I love you too, Jughead Jones.
Kevin: *Dies from cuteness overload*
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