loki survives getting choked

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~on the asgardian ship~
loki: if i may intervene-
thanos: you may not. *power-stones the ship and space-stones himself and his friends*

~on the guardians' ship~
thor: i'm getting an axe, then going to earth to defeat thanos.
loki: i'm gonna stay with these losers then, i don't wanna have to deal with stark on earth.

~on titan~
tony: i'll do you one better, who is gamora?
loki: *muffled, from across the room* OH SON OF A BITCH

~~~

mantis and loki become aesthetically matching friends, tony disapproves of peter's starry-eyed looks towards mr loki, and thorbruce is acknowledged.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 27, 2018 ⏰

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