things i want to write but am too lazy to actually write

modern domestic lams

Alexander and John are together and Phillip is their son and I don't know what else that's why it's in this book, not actually being written

here are my ideas:

~ Eliza is the surrogate and godmother.

~ Laurens is clearly the biological father.

~ Hamilton is so extremely proud of him "look how great he is, John. Look at all his achievements." "He's a baby, Alex." "So?" "So what has he achieved?" "He's great shut up."

~ Laurens is a stay at home dad but he's honestly just so, so useless. He can't cook or anything.

~ Hamilton can't either it's a wonder they've survived this long.

~ Hamilton almost never sleeps so he takes care of Phillip when he starts crying in the night.

~ Laurens gets excited and swears in front of the baby and Hamilton tells him off and covers Phillip's ears even though though he's just a baby.

~ Five minutes later Hamilton swears and Laurens mockingly covers Phillip's ears.

~ Laurens has a sleep mask because Hamilton is always sat beside him on his laptop at night and the light keeps him awake.

~ But the sound of typing actually lulls him to sleep so it actually works out quite well.

~ Laurens sleeps with his hair untied and it gets in Hamilton's face when he lays down.

~ Laurens is the big spoon (partly beside of the hair).

~ Laurens tops.

~ When he is relaxed, Hamilton sleeps spread-eagled. When he's having a bad dream he curls up tightly.

~ Sometimes when having a particularly bad nightmare, Hamilton reaches out for Laurens. He tries to grab his hand but sometimes he just grabs a fistful of his hair, which Laurens does not appreciate.

~ Hamilton mutters incoherently in his sleep but if you listen closely you can hear little snippets which make almost no sense.

~ Laurens steals all the blankets and rolls himself up in them so Hamilton can't pull any off him.

~ The problem with this is his arms are trapped by his sides so Hamilton can push him off the bed when he won't share them.

~ Laurens only shares the blankets when there's storm because they scare Hamilton.

~ Laurens is taller and he can just rest his head on top of Hamilton's.

~ Hamilton hates being the smaller one so he has a pair of really tacky obnoxious sparkly red high heels that he 'stole' from Maria (she let him take them because they're so hideous) which he wears when Laurens teases him about being short.

~ Sometimes at night Hamilton wanders around the house half-asleep (almost sleepwalking) and he leaves all the kitchen cupboards open and is generally a pest.

~ Then he makes a noise by tripping over or something, then Laurens wakes up and drags him to bed.

~ Hamilton once punched the toaster because it scared him when it went off.