becca: *draws* me: what's that? becca: philip. me: he looks like he's sucking a dick. *some conversation i don't remember* me: he's sucking the invisible man's dick. me: *remembers movie where kevin bacon is invisible* me: he's sucking kevin bacon's dick! everyone: the heck
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becca: there's a big age difference though. me: kevin bacon is like 50 and pip was 19 when he died but that was centuries ago so it balances itself out. becca: alex no
also this conversation took place at school in a busy area and i know the teachers listen in because we always get yelled at for being too loud or swearing