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becca: *draws*
me: what's that?
becca: philip.
me: he looks like he's sucking a dick.
*some conversation i don't remember*
me: he's sucking the invisible man's dick.
me: *remembers movie where kevin bacon is invisible*
me: he's sucking kevin bacon's dick!
everyone: the heck

me: *remembers movie where kevin bacon is invisible*me: he's sucking kevin bacon's dick!everyone: the heck

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becca: there's a big age difference though.
me: kevin bacon is like 50 and pip was 19 when he died but that was centuries ago so it balances itself out.
becca: alex no

also this conversation took place at school in a busy area and i know the teachers listen in because we always get yelled at for being too loud or swearing

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