a trio of weird prompts for any pairing

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• "sir, please stop swearing at the self service checkout."

• i'm the last jumpscare in a haunted house attraction and i can hear you coming because you're continuously screaming very... creative curses.

• "are you seriously trying to rob me with a plastic water gun?" "it's not plastic." "it's orange and translucent."

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