• "sir, please stop swearing at the self service checkout."
• i'm the last jumpscare in a haunted house attraction and i can hear you coming because you're continuously screaming very... creative curses.
• "are you seriously trying to rob me with a plastic water gun?" "it's not plastic." "it's orange and translucent."
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things i want to write but am too lazy to actually write
عشوائيheadcanons, ideas and other assorted trash feel free to write any of the things suggested here, and tell me if you do!
