things i want to write but am too lazy to actually write

the power of three

a/n: this was just a shitpost until Naldi- decided they liked it

if barack obama had realised that joseph stalin would be in his politics class, maybe he wouldn't have taken it. he loves politics, but listening to joseph stalin go on and on and on about communism and dictatorship for hours on end is slowly driving him insane. yeah, he must be going insane. why else would he suddenly start finding the russian exchange student attractive?

new kid joseph smith has joined the class, too. but he doesn't even want to talk about politics! the only reason he joined this class, as far as obama can tell, is because he thinks becoming president will further the mormon invasion. which is wrong, obviously. he isn't even that charismatic, he has no chance of winning an election! though his eyes are quite pretty...

okay, so he might have teeny tiny minuscule little crushes on joseph stalin and joseph smith. but that doesn't matter! obama has no time for romance! after michelle came out as a lesbian and left him- they're still on good terms, though-, he has devoted himself to nothing but his presidential aspiration.

wait, what's that? joseph biden, his best friend since childhood, has a crush on him? well. obama's first year is sixth form is going to be... interesting, to say the least.