The REAL translations are in the comments kdkdkdkdk
To all my french homies: get ready to laugh your ass off
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The other ones aren't replying so help me out pls
SensitiveNipplesj
Okay whatcha want
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How can I impress Jimin?
SensitiveNipplesj
Some people get impressed if you're multilingual
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I can speak one fucking language are you kidding me
SensitiveNipplesj
I bet Park can speak French
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Okay good for him but I can't
SensitiveNipplesj
Good that you have me🤩
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Okay tell me some basic things
SensitiveNipplesj
Okay so Let's Start with the basics
SensitiveNipplesj
Merde = hello
(A/N:merde = shit)
SensitiveNipplesj
So if you wanna say hello just say merde
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Merde Jungkook!
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Okay i got it
SensitiveNipplesj
Okay now how are you
SensitiveNipplesj
How are you = Putain mais t'es un beau gosse?
(a/n: something like "fuck, you're a hot dude")
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Ohhh okay!!
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Merde Jungkook! Putain mais t'est un beau gosse?
SensitiveNipplesj
Good good
SensitiveNipplesj
Now 'I am fine and how are you?'
SensitiveNipplesj
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
(a/n: do you wanna fuck with me tonight?)
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Noted!!
SensitiveNipplesj
And now what are you doing?
SensitiveNipplesj
What are you doing? = Je veux te baiser?
(a/n: i wanna fuck you)
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Okay got it!! French is actually really easy
SensitiveNipplesj
Yeah yeah it is
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And how do you say have a nice day?
SensitiveNipplesj
Je suis totallement gay pour toi
(a/n : i am totally gay for you)
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Gay??? Huh??
SensitiveNipplesj
Gay means day in french
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Oooohhh makes sense!!
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imma go impress him now!!
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This was so funny for me to write dkdkdkdkkd
I think that junglecock is gonna be dead soon
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