RapHuman
Jesus hasn't left the chat, I'm still here
Sassprincessj
You ain't jesus
RapHuman
Yeah u right I ain't no regular jesus
RapHuman
I'm a Gaysus
RapHuman
Or also called Namjesus
RapHuman
The god of the gays
Sassprincessj
You know that jesus ain't a god right?
RapHuman
Well now he is
Sassprincessj
You're really proud of the fact that ur gay don't you
RapHuman
Well I can suck dick if I say I'm gay so yeah
Sassprincessj
Aren't you the master with your bra boy
RapHuman
Why is everyone doing me dirty
Sassprincessj
That's what u said
RapHuman
I can write a song only for you
RapHuman
It goes like
RapHuman
Imma beat that dick like you never ever felt before
RapHuman
Take it off now boy
RapHuman
Just take it off
RapHuman
I'm a master with your dick baby
RapHuman
Are your gay desires now pleased?
Sassprincessj
Idk what imma say now
RapHuman
Just say you're hard
RapHuman
You called me RAPMONSTER right?
RapHuman
Well my rap is fast but so is my monster ;)
Sassprincessj
I-
RapHuman
Just say that you're hard already
Sassprincessj
Nope I'm not saying I'm hard
RapHuman
You just said it
RapHuman
Look at the two last words in your message
RapHuman
Imma ss now and take it as my wallpaper
RapHuman
Oh no there are your Nudes already
RapHuman
🤭
Sassprincessj
You've my nudes as backround??
RapHuman
🤭
Sassprincessj
WHY??
RapHuman
Look. When I wake up with a boner in the morning I just have to click my home button and there I have it, the material to beat my meat
RapHuman
Pretty smart isn't it?
Sassprincessj
I-
Sassprincessj
Don't you have notifications or something on your display when you wake up??
RapHuman
No? Lol I've no social life
RapHuman
I wanna do a thing with my friends, the fist one who gets a notification pays dinner
RapHuman
I'm sure that I'm never gonna pay then
Sassprincessj
Why r u so dumb
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Fist of all, thank you so so much for 5K reads!!💖
Second, thank you so much for 1k votes!! This is soo soo insane how many votes this story has omg
Vote to get a lot of notifications when u wake up lol I gotta motivate you to vote
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