Deviant Diary (Detroit: Become Human)

Entry #19

Dec. 12, 2038
9:33 a.m.

*Shopping Queen logged in*

KAMSKI YOU MOTHERF****R!!!!!!!

*La Reina logged in*

(Love, please calm down!!!!!!!)

NO!!!! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! HE SAID HE WOULD REMOVE THE UPDATES HE GAVE US! INSTEAD, HE GIVES US MORE?!?!?! I SHOULD GO KICK HIS ASS!!!!!

(No, don't go anywhere! I'm coming over right now, don't do anything you'll regret.)

*La Reina logged off*

God, it's been ages since I've been this f**king mad..... Kamski better pray that I don't come over there and shiv him in his sleep!!! >:(

*Shopping Queen logged off*

11:10 a.m.

*Drama King logged in*

/Mr. Kamski, if you read this, PLEASE take North off of "musical mode." It's only a matter of time before she starts singing "Cell Block Tango," and us guys are feeling endangered. T_T/

*GBF logged in*

North is on what now?

/We're just calling it "musical mode" for now.... Every time North tries to talk, it comes out in song form./

Oh dear.

/Coral has been trying to keep her from short-circuiting in anger. If she wasn't so ready to kill a man right now I might've let Simon make a Wicked joke..../

Well, I guess on the bright side, all the other features are gone.

/True. This is probably just Kamski's petty revenge against North for her uh, "disturbance."/

Yep lolol. She should've known he would strike back. He invented us after all.

/I just hope she doesn't try going back over their to actually fight him.../

I really hope she doesn't. I'd hate to have to arrest my potential sister-in-law.

/Awwww, I'm sure she'll be just tickled to read that. :)/

Should I come over....?

/If you want. Actually, please do. I need a distraction from work./

Markus, you can't just ignore your work.

/But it's so stressful... T_T/

You need to sort your priorities, Markus.

/I have, and your my top one. <3/

Asksjsfjdl

/Babe?/

I'm fine. ×_×

*Love, Simon logged in*

- Stop killing your boyfriend, Markus. -

Yeah, Markus. Stop killing me.

/So now my love is fatal, is it? -_-/

Yes.

- It's very deadly. But the potency can be lowered by completing segments of your daily work. -

Pfffffffffffft.

/Wow, so this is your strategy to get me to work? Ha ha, very funny Simon./

- Then let's try this: You're not allowed to see Connor until you've finished at least half of your work today. -

/WHAT?!/

Oooh nice one, Simon! Lol

/Connor, you're agreeing to this?!/

- He's only doing it because he loves you, and wants you to go far in life. Isn't that right, Connor? -

Yes, sir!

/You suck, Simon. -_-/

- It's called being your best friend, and also your time manager. Get used to it. -

/Gahhhh./

Cheer up, Markus! The sooner you get done, the sooner we can spend time together! ^_^

/You're right.... I'll get started on it./

- I'm watching you. Don't slack off. -

/Okay, Mom! Sheesh!/

- Go child. -

*Drama King logged off*

I've never seen you so serious about work, Simon.

- Well, someone's gotta do it. Until androids get all the rights we deserve, we gotta keep pushing forward. -

True. What right are you looking forward to us getting the most?

- Hmmm. Well, it's not really something that will apply to me, but I can't wait for us to get the right to legally marry! -

Really? How come?

- Cuz then I can be Markus' best man! OwO -

0_0

- Oof, I felt the gasp from here. -

Hey, Simon....

- Yeah? -

........ Can brides have groomsmen?? Because I don't think North and Coral have enough female friends to fill two sets of bridesmaids.

- Le gasp! -

OwO

- Omg if they get married, they've got to let me help plan the wedding!!! -

Not without me!

- Omg omg omg they'll have the BIGGEST. CAKE EVER!!!!! -

And flowers everywhere!!!

- It'll be like a princess wedding!!! -

YESSSSS!!! Hank could walk Coral down the aisle!!!!

- AHHHHH Markus needs to get us the right to marry faster!!!! I need North and Coral to get engaged so I can fulfill my wedding planner destiny!!!! -

#LetAndroidsMarry

- #LetAndroidsMarry -

I will start a protest if I have to if that's what it takes to make this happen! Omg we could make some of the signs with pride flag colors!

- F**KING YES!!!! -

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- °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖ ° -

Let's do it!!!

- You don't have to tell me twice! -

Let's go to Markus' house so we don't have to buy canvases and paint!

- On my way, my dear wedding co-conspirator!!! -

*Love, Simon logged off*

*GBF logged off*