Dec. 1, 2038
7: 15 a.m.
*Worried Lovebird logged in*
/I'm dying. Someone pls save me.../
*Markus' Muse logged in*
Markus?! Are you alright?!
/Connor, my angel, save me!/
What happened?! Do I need to contact emergency services?!
*8.5 logged in*
Don't listen to him, Connor. He's perfectly fine; he's just being a big baby!
/She wants to torture me./
Oh please, Simon and Josh are coming too. Don't act like you're the only victim.
I'm so confused.
It's the first day of December, so I'm dragging the guys to go shopping for Christmas decorations with me!
/It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't leaving at the crack of dawn... She literally pushed me out of bed!/
You should be thanking me! If I weren't taking you with me you'd be cooped up in your office all day doing political stuff. Yuck! Clearly, this is the less of two evils wouldn't you say? :)
/Ugggggggghhhhh....../
Stop complaining and get ready. Simon's already done.
/Yeah, cuz he's nuts like you./
We'd be out shopping till dinner if I didn't have plans for tonight. So buck up!
/Fine..../
Be strong, Markus; you will survive this! I love you!
/I love you too! <3/
Yassssss..... It's about freaking time!
*Worried Lovebird logged off*
He's such a drama queen lol.
*8.5 changed Worried Lovebirds's name to Drama King*
*Markus' Muse changed 8.5's name to Shopping Queen*
Heeeyyy lol. It's true, I am the shopping queen.
How do you even have money for Christmas shopping? I thought you spent all your money on Black Friday???
Shhhhhhhh. It's a secret! ;D
You didn't rob a bank, did you?
Of course not! What do you take me for?
Ok, just checking. Have fun; don't make the guys suffer too much!
No promises lol.
*Shopping Queen logged out*
5:03 p.m.
*Conkus/Noraline Stan logged in*
- What's new? -
Nothing in particular. How's the shopping going?
- Pretty good. We're supposed to only stay out for about another half an hour, so whooo! -
How are Markus and Josh holding up?
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Deviant Diary (Detroit: Become Human)
RandomFollowing the end of the revolution, Connor begins to keep a private journal documenting his journey of exploring his newfound humanity. However, the journal is an electronic device, so when North decided to prank the RK800 prototype, what better w...
