Deviant Diary (Detroit: Become Human)

Entry #5

Nov. 21, 2038
11:03 a.m.

*I'm Not Joshing You logged in*

*I'm Not Joshing You changed name to Just Josh*

*Just Josh changed Queen of the North's name to She*

*Connor logged in*

Oh, hello Josh.

sup?

..............

Why did you change North's name to "She?"

you'll see. whoops i rhymed lol. btw, thanks for saving my life yesterday.

You're welcome, though in retrospect I don't think your life was in actual danger.

you never know, man... north plus anger usually equals bad news for whoever she's pissed at...

I see....

*She logged in*

Oh, that is quite funny!

I'M BACK, BITCHES!!!

aaaand that's my cue to leave!

No, wait.

Where tf do you think you're going?

sorry, don't feel like chatting with the person who tried to kill me.

Oh, stfu! I did not!

we both know that if connor hadn't shown up, i'd be a pile of scrap metal right now.

That's not true. I would've left most of you in tact! :)

i rest my case..... bye!

*Just Josh logged off*

Oh come on, I was just kidding...

It's often hard to pick up on whether or not someone is jesting through unspoken text.

Did you for real just say "jesting?" What is this, the 1800s?

I'm sorry if my use of more archaic vocabulary upset you, North.

Omg I'm not actually mad... Connor you're so pure. You're such a soft boi.

The materials that make up my exoskeleton really aren't that soft... And you spelt "boy" wrong....

You're such a pure prince of fellow.

Wait, your last nickname was "Queen of the North." If I'm a prince, does that make me your child????

*Plastic Jesus logged in*

Yes!!! Come to me, my child! I love you!

/I'm gonna stop you right there./

Markuuuus! We're trying to have a bonding moment over here!

/That's a creepy way to try to bond./

I don't know if "creepy" is the right word to use...

See?! He's taking my side! :)

Just because I disagreed with Markus' choice of words doesn't mean I'm taking your side.

/Oof, got 'em!/

...................................

Hey Markus~

/.....What?/

Did you see what Connor wrote a minute ago? He said his exoskeleton isn't soft.

???????

/What's your point???/

So does that mean Connor is......................hard? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*Plastic Jesus logged off*

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I'm so confused???? Why did Markus leave??? What did that mean???

Don't worry about it, honey. I don't want to ruin that purity lol. Let's just say it's an inside joke between Markus and I.

......Ok, if you say so... Hey North, can I ask you something?

Shoot.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO SHOOT YOU???

It's a figure of speech, hon. I just meant go ahead and ask me your question.

Oh, right. Ahem! Would I be correct in assuming that you read the two entries I wrote before you hacked this journal?

As awkward as it is to say this, yes, I did. Why?

Do you recall the bit I mentioned about the voice I heard pleading for help?

Yeah. Markus looked into it. He said there was no one trapped anywhere.

I know. He told me that too....

So, what's wrong?

I heard that voice again when I came over yesterday.

What??? Did you answer?

I was going to, but then I got distracted by you attacking Josh.

........Oh.

Yeah..... But anyways, I wanted to ask... Do you think I'm crazy?

What? No...no, I would never think that. If you're asking because of the fact that you're the only one hearing this voice, that doesn't make you crazy. Humans are crazy if they start hearing voices in their heads. That's normal for us. I'm sure there's a reason that voice is only reaching out to you, and I promise we'll help you figure it out!

Thank you, North. I really appreciate that.

You're welcome. :) Btw, why did you ask me? Why not Markus?

..... I don't know why, but for some reason I can't stand the thought of Markus thinking I'm crazy....

....Oh really now?

Yes... I don't understand it. Is this some sort of emotion?

More like the beginning stages of one...

Really? What is it?

I can't tell you. If it's what I think it is, you should discover it at your own pace. Besides, I could be wrong.

Ok... But at least tell me this: Is it a good emotion?

.....The best one in the world.

:D

:)

*Connor logged off*

*She logged off*