the period project

rant seventy-five: allergies

@zirror 

Stupid. Fudging. Allergies.

Ima be frolicking in a field of whatever the fudge you like to frolic in and then stupid arse pollen is there making me sneeze. It's like *sneeze* BOOM Your pants are not a crime scene and your trousers have a nice red period blood coloured stain. Or I'll be in school sitting working in my maths class and the ghetto arse carpet gets my nose running and my allergies decide to have a party. Now you're stuck in school with a nice red spot because I don't PMS so periods often take me by surprise. Whoopdie doo good for me. Fuck you allergies and Mother Nature.

And also fudging Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik come into the picture and you're kinda just sitting there like.... fuck. The. Entire. World. And. My. Damned. Period. Plus if anyone mentions the words "One Direction" I'll probably bite yo head off because boy/girl I have sexual frustration and you mentioning my celebrity crushes ISNT HELPING.