anonymous
Okay so my stomach doesn't like dairy right? So I consider myself lactose intolerant but I'm not diagnosed with that. And a few days before my period, I always crave the weirdest of shit. Me and my friend had made a cake on fathers day and it was sitting downstairs in the fridge. It was originally for my dad but... I ended up eating almost all the damn cake in 3 days. This my dear friends, is why I'm chubby.
So back to the lactose shit. We put Cream Cheese icing on that fucking cake. And I had some of that new gelato stuff that came out. Btw, the caramel is the bomb. So yeah, my butthole was exploding. I also shit a bunch on my period. I try to eat as little as possible so I won't cause like everything I eat just comes out. Like come on man! I only eat a lot of certain things though lol. It fucking sucks.
Periods fucking suck.
YOU ARE READING
the period project
Randoma collection of rants from real girls on their period. © savingjennifer 2014
