the period project

rant sixteen: food

anonymous 

My food in the icebox

I just started my period so I just decide to relax with netflicks and French fries with cheese, so I go in The fridge and behold my damn brother took my shit now listen boys, gentlemen GUYS MALE POPULATION

DONT FUCK WITH A CHICKA ON HER PERIOD FOOD

I was trying to be civilized and asked ayo bro where's my specific food. He shrugged and said he ate it so I shrugged and beat his high score in everything and attacked his ass with fly swatter so here's the rules.

DONT MESS WITH THE CHEESE FRIES IN THE FRIDGE,

DONT MESS WITH THE TOOTSIE ROLLS IN MY ROOM

DONT FUCK WITH THE PRINGLES IN THE CABNIET

AND STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY STRAWBERRY MILK

because strawberry milk be good as hell and...

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.

Okay I'm done. -__-