rant seventy-three: satan and mother nature

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am i the only one who just kinda wants to stab the first person who annoys OR EVEN JUST TOUCHES ME IN THE SLIGHTEST WAY in the eyes because that's how i feel right now.

i have a little sister and little cousin in my house. just a little fyi NEITHER OF THEM EVER STFU. so yesterday, i was on the couch on my phone just minding my own business reading Larry Stylinson fanfiction and then my sister and cousin thought it was a good idea to juMP ON ME.

THEY LEGITIMATELY THREW ALL OF THEIR MOTHER FUCKIN WEIGHT ONTO MY POOR UNSUSPECTING BODY.

LIKE THERE WAS NO FUCKIN REASON. JUST PURELY OUT OF THE PLEASURE THEY RECEIVE FROM GETTING ON MY LAST DAMN NERVE.

NOT ONLY DID I HAVE CRAMPS THAT I WOULDNT WISH UPON EVEN SATAN HIMSELF, BUT I'M ALWAYS UPSET ON MY PERIOD. THERE IS NEVER A TIME WHEN I AM GENUINELY HAPPY WHEN IM ON MY PERIOD. i'm either sad as shit or angry as shit and right now, as i remember this, i'm angry as all hell. Satan got nothin on me when im on my period. He knows he's got competition when the red sea decides to flow out of my vagina. AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF A FUCKING PERIOD LIKE MOTHER NATURE IM SORRY I FAILED TO HELP POPULATE THE EARTH BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE TO LEAVE ME BEGGING FOR MY LIFE.

BISH WHET.

thank you for allowing my to rant about my pain.

Mother nature i fucking hate you this is why god is my favorite.

publisher's note: is it okay if you guys please go check out unexposed? i got big plans for it. i know y'all only care about tpp but it would mean the world if i got feedback on that story. i just wanna know whether i should continue or not. so pleeeeease. thanks so much. :)

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