the period project

rant fifty-nine: periods on vacations

@chrohme 

So yesterday I went on a 12 hour goddamn flight.

And GUESS WHAT?

I GOT MY PERIOD ON THE 12 HOUR FUCKING SHIT FLIGHT.

Here I am listening to music and feeling shitty because my neck is cramping

BUT WAIT!

NOW MY UTERUS CAN CRAMP UP TOO

at least my mom had tampons because tbh I woulda thrown myself off the plane had I had to stuff toilet paper into my vagina.

Then I finally get to my destination, and my grandparents are like

"yuss booboo, where have u been I been waitin for u"

And I'm like in a corner fucking dying

BECAUSE PERIOD PAIN MAKES ME QUIET AND MOODY AND SHIT.

Then there's this glorious pool, and I have to tell everyone how I can't fuCKING GO INSIDE BECAUSE I GOT A TAMPON UP MY VAGINA HOLE.

U DONT WAN ME GOIN IN UR POOL BCUS IT'LL LOOK LIKE A SHARK CAME AND ATTACKED UR FAMILY INSIDE YA FUCKIN POOL.

ITLL BE JAWS IN YA BACKYARD

K then.

I just ate so much ice cream

K bye bitches,

I WILL RUE THE DAY I WILL RUE IT.