Notice Me Senpai

Chapter 13

mission gay

jaebae:
jinyoung, are we getting old?

Peanutlover94:
jaebeom baby, why would you say that

jaebae:
it feels as if our fucklings finally grew up, they are spreading their wings and leaving their nest, leaving the comfort of their loving and supportive parents to discover the world on their own

jaebae:
also i saw a grey hair on you

HolyHands™:
that's so sad, alexa play despacito

Peanutlover94:
ahhh fuck you darling

jaebae:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

snaccjacc:
i always said you're a grandpa of course you are old

jaebae:
i do not appreciate that tone mister, bambam remove jackson from this group chat

HolyHands™:
is he still the only admin?

yeetcucumbers:
no man should have that much power

Peanutlover94:
bambam isn't even a man, he's a broccoli at most

yeetcucumbers:
or that albino broccoli

jaebae:
do you mean cauliflower

HolyHands™:
he does

doublebillion:
that's why i left my 'nest' you dickos

doublebillion:
i don't get appreciated enough in this household of idiots

doublebillion:
we should make a shrine for me that we pray to every evening and also get a group chant where we praise my name and sing how amazing i am and what a blessing to all of you

doublebillion:
OH and every friday it's sacrifice day and all of you have to give me sweets like snickers and that shit. who doesn't will be shredded immediately

doublebillion:
damn, call me bambam the genius from now on

jaebae:
suddenly i'm not so sad that bambam left the nest

Peanutlover94:
me neither, he's nothing but a fond memory now

yeetcucumbers:
okay y'all put all that sass back where it came from now bc i wanna know how the lunch dates from jacks and bams went

HolyHands™:
ohhhh yesss jacks you go first

snaccjacc:
it was sooooooooo amazing avajahdhs you should have seen namjoon (crab boy) (or as i like to call him a literal angel) he is so adorable

snaccjacc:
when he smiled at me with his dimples showing my heart went full speed  and i think i drooled a bit

yeetcucumbers:
ewwww i know i said i want to know how it went but you can leave those details out

snaccjacc:
i really want stuff with him to work out yk? ahhhh hes really great and i think i could see myself falling for him

Peanutlover94:
avxjabshshsh that's so amazing ahhhh i'm so happy for you!!

Peanutlover94:
when are you two going on your date?

snaccjacc:
friday after class ahhh

snaccjacc:
@ bambam, can you help me with an outfit then?

doublebillion:
of course you smitten boy

snaccjacc:
yayay but now tell us how it was with yugyeom

doublebillion:
it was nice

jaebae:
just nice?

doublebillion:
well, it went good? what's more to tell?

HolyHands™:
come on, surely you can say a bit more

doublebillion:
he is nice, it was nice that's it

jaebae:
let's leave it like that, he clearly doesn't want to talk about it

doublebillion:
thank you

chuchutrain

chuchutrain:
i know i said it would just be the two of us :((( im so sorry that yoongi and jungkook just sat down next to us

chuchutrain:
i told them to go but they said it's payback for that one time at the cafe ahhhhh i feel so bad now

doublebillion:
don't worry yugyeom, they are nice and your friends, so it's okay

chuchutrain:
no it's not and you know that too

chuchutrain:
i'll make it up to you! how about coffee this saturday? only if you have time and if you're up to

chuchutrain:
no jungkook and no yoongi, i promise

doublebillion:
that actually sounds great to me ^^

doublebillion:
also i did some research today! and tadaaaa

doublebillion:

doublebillion:
you can actually make an origami dick

chuchutrain:
thank you

chuchutrain:
i bet i'll be able to make the bigger one that you

doublebillion:
oh bitch you're on

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A/N:
those convos are so heavily based on my life it's not even funny anymore

Have a nice day/night ♥️