Chapter 23

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my kids suck except yugyeom

doublebillion:
hey junior

Peanutlover94:
what the fuck did you just say

jaebae:
omg y'all it's been what?? six years since we last called jinyoung junior

Peanutlover94:
and i would have appreciated it if it stayed that way

snaccjacc:
omg no junior was iconic

HolyHands™:
let's bring junior back

Peanutlover94:
i hate you all so much and i hope you're out of milk and can't eat any cereals

yeetcucumbers:
no need to get so personal

chuchutrain:
junior?

Peanutlover94:
y'all better be quiet now, i got blackmail of every single one of you

snaccjacc:
im not scared

snaccjacc:
about six years ago jinyoung really wanted to be some hip and hop fella and wouldn't answer us if we didn't call him junior bc „aLl ThE cOoL kIds hAvE nIcKnAmEs" and he was so so weird back then tbh

Peanutlover94:
i was not

jaebae:
you kinda were babe

Peanutlover94:
i wanna kill all of you

chuchutrain:
okay but that doesn't sound so bad?

snaccjacc:
i wasnt finished yet

Peanutlover94:
fuck you jackson

snaccjacc:
sorry can't, i have namjoon now 😔🤟🏼

snaccjacc:
anyway, then we got a new teacher and that dude's name is also „park jinyoung" and everyone thought he was jinyoung's dad and that's why he was named junior

snaccjacc:
and since then junior is dead

chuchutrain:
i mean that's awkward but it's not bad?

Peanutlover94:
thank you yugyeom

chuchutrain:
don't mention it junior

Peanutlover94:
you can't hear me but i'm screaming rn

yeetcucumbers:
as much as id love to roast junior some more, im gonna watch some disney movies now so ttyl~

snaccjacc:
AnD yOu DiDnT iNvItE mE

yeetcucumbers:
you can join

snaccjacc:
i'll be there in fifteen minutes

HolyHands™:
and there they go, which is my cue to leave too since you others are just weird

HolyHands™:
no offense <33

Peanutlover94:
just go

jaebae:
baby, you aren't actually mad now right?

Peanutlover94:
no

jaebae:
i know you better than that, i'll be there in twenty min with lunch?

Peanutlover94:
i mean,, if you insist

chuchutrain

chuchutrain:
yooo bambam

doublebillion:
yooooo what

chuchutrain:
thank you for introducing me to your friends, they are all so cool!!

doublebillion:
im glad you like them :)

chuchutrain:
oh boi don't passive aggressively smile at me now

doublebillion:
what do you mean?

chuchutrain:
you know what i mean

chuchutrain:
this ‚:)' says ‚you fucked up again you lil shit good job :)'

doublebillion:
well now when you put it like that

chuchutrain:
so did i do something wrong?

doublebillion:
no no of course not

chuchutrain:
are you su- OHHH

chuchutrain:
are you scared i like your friends more than i like you?

doublebillion:
pffft that would be childish

chuchutrain:
you are a child

doublebillion:
im older than you yugyeom

chuchutrain:
potato potahto

chuchutrain:
but don't worry, i'll always like you the most

chuchutrain:
you're my favorite

doublebillion:
of course i am ;)

chuchutrain:
.....

chuchutrain:
happy easter bambam

doublebillion:
what

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A/N:
i hate everything and i'm so done with all hhhhh i just wanna sleep

how are you guys? i hope you're doing well!! Take care and I hope you have a good start into the new week <33

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