Notice Me Senpai

Chapter 12

chuchutrain:
👁👄👁

chuchutrain:
i have come to eat your soul

doublebillion:
YUGYEOM GO TO SLEEP

doublebillion:
WE HANE SCHOOL TOMORROW

doublebillion:
WELL MORW LIKE TODAY SINCE ITS ALRWGDY 1:48

doublebillion:
ALSO PUT TWBI THING BACJ TO HELL WHERE IT CANE FRM

doublebillion:
typing is hard in caps

chuchutrain:
👁👃🏼👁

chuchutrain:
unknowing peasant located, will be devoured immediately

chuchutrain:
👁👅👁

chuchutrain:
nyom nyom, peasant too salty, mission canceled

doublebillion:
i'm actually disgusted but kinda fascinated but more than anything else i think you should just sleep

doublebillion:
oh wait, does your tummy hurt again? i told you not to eat too many sweets
:((

chuchutrain:
nono don't worry i'm fine but jungkook and i share a dorm and he has yoongi over and they are sooooo loud

chuchutrain:
thank you for worrying tho

doublebillion:
omf hahaha do they do the do? and no problem~

chuchutrain:
the what?

doublebillion:
the nasty? the honka honka? the trululu? the sex?

chuchutrain:
omf noooooo they are watching horror movies and yoongi keeps screaming for the monster to stop eating the people and that has jungkook cackling

doublebillion:
don't they have classes tomorrow?

chuchutrain:
nope lucky bastards, jungkook never has classes on monday morning and yoongi's prof apparently called in sick

chuchutrain:
why are you awake? we have early classes tomorrow

doublebillion:
i got caught up in that stupid origami thingy

chuchutrain:
avxjabshshsh im still working on that too to distract myself from yoongi's velociraptor screeching

doublebillion:
i had a small breakdown once bc origami is hard man. who knew that folding some stupid paper could make me question my whole existence but i think now i got the hang of it

chuchutrain:
what a mood, i think i cried a little when i got an origami bird right the first time

doublebillion:
omf same

doublebillion:
do you think you could make origami cocks

chuchutrain:
you mean cock as in the male chicken?

doublebillion:
no as in dick

chuchutrain:
i think you're the one that should sleep

chuchutrain:
but now i'm curious so try it and then tell me if it worked

doublebillion:
okay but tomorrow bc we should sleep

chuchutrain:
you are weak

doublebillion:
you take that back mister

chuchutrain:
fuck you george

doublebillion:
fight me charles

chuchutrain:
did you just assume my gender

doublebillion:
what

chuchutrain:
what

doublebillion:
anYWAY

doublebillion:
let's try to sleep yeah?

chuchutrain:
oufff okay i'll try

chuchutrain:
good night~

doublebillion:
nighty~

chuchutrain:
hey bambam

chuchutrain:
pssst bambam

chuchutrain:
george

doublebillion:
omf it's not even been twenty minutes

doublebillion:
agzwbsjshs we'll regret not sleeping soooo much

chuchutrain:
i know :(( but i wanted to ask you something and it just came to my mind

doublebillion:
why am i nervous wtf?? okay ask away

chuchutrain:
would you like to eat lunch with me?

doublebillion:
of course! is jungkook okay with me tagging along?

chuchutrain:
oh well, i thought it could be just the two of us?

chuchutrain:
but we can eat with jungkook too if you'd prefer that

chuchutrain:
bambam? are you still here? did you fall asleep?

doublebillion:
no i didn't

doublebillion:
i'd really like to eat lunch with you, just the two of us

chuchutrain:
yayaya i'm glad, okay

chuchutrain:
now sneep snoop?

doublebillion:
yes go to sleep now

mission gay:

doublebillion:
i think i just did the death

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A/N:
To everyone having a rough day: you've achieved so much already by simply getting out of bed, it's the small victories that count, right? I'm incredibly proud of you and I hope you know that you're really doing amazing. Hang on there <33

To everyone that has a nice day: you deserve it so damn much, yeehaw!! i'm happy for you whuup whuup <33

Do you know those authors that give their readers super cute and lovely names? Yeah well not me you smol fucklings

(except you not likey)

Love ya ♥️