Anyways, ahem, anyone want me to dedicate this to em, or know a trigender person?
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Anyways, the flag anyone?
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Why are the gender flags so colorful?
Damnit, this makes me wish I have a gender.
Anyways.
Green=Third gender (NB most likely)
Pink and Blue are obvious on their own.
Now, time for shitposting?
HECK YEAH Y'ALL KNOW THE DRILL
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Okay, so um, There's no Trigender posts to work with.
I'm desperate, time to go to videos.
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Okay yeah, there's legit nothing.
Kms
Time to bring out the fated...
TRIGGERED GENDERS
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If Trigenders had to be an Animal, They'd be a book series.
Why? Cause book series tend to come in threes.
And sometimes? One book is preferred over another, sometimes it's loved equally, sometimes the last one is just buries under the dirt cause of the emotional trauma it gives!
I mean, I know I can Tri harder than this to make good jokes.
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Trigender is like the child of Pangender, and the older sibling to Bigender.
FFs, Imagine what the dinner table would look like.
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Pangender: *Sleeping for the first time in days*
A Higher Being Thing: *Infiltrates Pangender's Dream, humming the Mission Impossible Theme Song*
A Higher bEing thing: Yo, Pangender, feed these kids, and whoever is the best in your opinion, I'm gonna make them the standard for a new project of mine.
Pangender: And...What is this project called?
A Higher Being Thing: Project Gay Maple Trees. But I prefer to call it Project GMT
Pangender: Wait, whA-
A Higher Being Thing: YEah, don't ask. It's a bit iffy. May cause the destruction of the world through climate change and overall stupidity, but It's a work in progress.
Pangender: Um...
A.H.B.T.: Anyways, know that the fate of the world rests in these kiddos! I believe you know who I'm talking about.
Pangender: If it's in their hands, then we're fucked.
A.H.B.T.: Exactly! That's why it's on these kiddos! Also, If you fail, I'm taking away your retirment pension!
Pangender: wait, wHAT?
A.H.B.T: Yeah, Good Luck! *squiggles away*
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Pangender: Now, You guys, EAT EVERYTHING ON YOUR PLATE TODAY, OKAY YOUNGINS?
Agender: Mom, I know I'm adopted, you can't make me eat my foOD.
Pangender: Now honey, just because you're adopted doesn't mean you can~
Agender: *Turns into a bird and slithers away*
Pangender: What. What...my brain. This hurts my head more than geometry.
Bigender: *Eats two carrots* I'm done mom. Let me go back to my anIME~
Pangender: Now, Honey, you still have to finish the rest of~
Bigender: NOW TIME FOR MY YAOI ON ICE! *Turns into a Kangaroo and flies away*
Pangender: .... Why did I agree to this again?
Trigender: Momma? I'm done.
Pangender: Tri, you just made your food into the shape of an eight.
Trigender: Eight is my faVORITE NUMBER CAUSE IT'S PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL.
Pangender: Tri, I thought your favorite number was 3-
Trigender: FOOL! *Turns into Excalibur and swims away*
Genderqueer: Well, what a queerious situation, Genderfluid!
Genderfluid: *Turns up music* Can't hear ya, you say something, punk?
Genderqueer: *Anime nerve appears* I said that Genderfluid people are just confused cis people!
Genderfluid: biSH WHAT DID YOU SAY? you wanna gO?
Genderfluid and Genderqueer: *Turn into dogs and have a catfight*
Pangender: *Starts crying* i can see tahiti flashing before my eyes
Intersex: *Calmly waddles away* Why am I here with this trash family.
Male and Female, the twins: *aggresively eat everything* Mom, we're done!
Pangender: *sniffs* we'rE SAVED. I SEE THE BAHAMAS AGAIN.
A.H.B.T: Hmph, fine, Male and Female it is! I DO need a third one though, so I guess it's intersex, since they're the relatively normal ones here.
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And THAT kids is why We have the gender binary, with a little intersex sprinkled in between.
