Happy New Year's Eve! Hope 2018 is better than 2017....
Ahahaha, I'm lying to myself. 2018 is gonna be fucking crazy.
Anyway.... To start off a very gay year, I have assembled as many gay jokes as I could, for you to use. Someone are from the internet, other's made by me.
You can tell the one's made by me if they're really shitty.
Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy it!
(Quick recommendation: If there's something you haven't done in a long time, like eaten a cookie or smashed an ornament, do it at midnight tonight, makes the night memorable. I'm chugging a bottle of Maaza (Brand of Mango juice, best thing ever) at midnight tonight)
(Also, this is the 50th chapter *Dances in place* *Blows partymaker horn thingie*)
-Mysty (She/her)
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Q: Why don't gays get hired at the sperm bank?
A: They get caught drinking on the job!
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Lesbian: Mom, I have something to tell you.
Mom: Hurry up, This glass of wine ain't gonna finish itself ya know.
Lesbian:Um.... Mom...I'm a lesbian
Mom: *Hiccups* Les-be-hanest with each other darling, I know it, your phone has no password.
Lesbian: Oh thank god you didn't-wait, WHAT!
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Q: What kind of of guy would put his ding-dong in everything that walks?
A: A pAnSeXuAl!!!!
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(Not exactly gay but still kinda funny)
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
(Did you get the double meaning?)
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Q: Where do you call a town full of homosexuals?
A: A Gayborhood.
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Q: What's an Ace's least favorite planet?
A: Uranus
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Q: Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
A: Only came in male boxes.
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Q: What's a Lesbian's favorite kind of mail?
A: A fee-mail
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Got any more you'd guys would like to share?
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The Big Book of Gay
RandomLiterally, it's the big book filled with the gayest shit ever, written by the gayest person ever. Also, a Lot of Gay shitposting. That's a lot of gay.
