UWU ✓ Yoonmin

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Instagram:

You have a message from Jiminie Cricket (@ mochimchim)!

Accept or Decline?

Yoongi stared down at his phone screen. Nobody ever messages him besides his friends. But, maybe this person is just asking a question or something. You never know. What could possibly happen?

Yoongi hit accept and viewed the message:

mochimchim: Hey, saw you were looking to be adopted. Still interested? XD

How was Yoongi supposed to reply to that?

Mingus_Yoongles: Oh, um, I was kidding, actually. But thanks for the offer "/

mochimchim: I know that, silly. I'm sorry, I'm really terrible at initiating conversations :/

Mingus_Yoongles: It's okay, I am too. So, what's up?

mochimchim: The sky... I mean, nothing much. You?

Mingus_Yoongles: I see what you did there, haha. And I'm not doing anything either. Just getting ready for work, I guess.

mochimchim: You actually got my joke? Wow you must be a freaking superhero. Also, what's your name? It doesn't say it on your profile.

Mingus_Yoongles: Min Yoongi. Is your real name Jiminie Cricket? XP

mochimchim: Cute name and haha sadly no, my name is Park ChimChim.

mochimchim: ChimChim*

mochimchim: JIMIN*

mochimchim: My name is Park Jimin* stupid effing autocorrect I swear-

Mingus_Yoongles: Tell me about it. I had to turn mine off.

mochimchim: My phone doesn't have that option! X(

Mingus_Yoongles: Haha suffer

mochimchim: Wow you are so nice
:( I swear if I ever meet you in person I'm going to turn your autocorrect back on just as payback

Mingus_Yoongles: I'd like to see you try. You don't know where I live.

mochimchim: You live in Seoul. I swear I'm not a stalker, I just saw the location tags on your posts.

Mingus_Yoongles: Oh, haha. Where do you live?

mochimchim: ...I live in Seoul, too. But then again I moved here about a week ago so I mostly stay in my apartment or the library. Yes, I work at a library. Don't judge me.

Mingus_Yoongles: I'm not judging you, don't worry. I moved here a year ago pretty much. It can be confusing to get around at first but you'll get the hang of it eventually :)

mochimchim: I hope so. Where do you work?

Mingus_Yoongles: A small corner store on 22nd and North st.