Brutal break-up lines will burn like hell:
👻 I'm sorry. I can't come over tonight, something has come up.
💀 What is it?
👻 ...my standards.
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Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
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Our relationship is like pushups on your knees. It just isn't working out.
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👻 Your ex is pretty hot.
💀 Which one?
👻 Me.
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We're just two awesome puzzle pieces in the universe that don't fit together right now.
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I seem to have lost your phone number; can you lose mine?
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