What people secretly judge other people for, but will never admit openly:
"When people eat a pizza crust first."
"People who don't know the basics of cooking. How do you go through life?"
"People who use words like 'hubby', 'wifey', 'sweetheart', 'honey', etc. in public and on social media."
"I judge couples who indulge in PDA. Sorry."
"I judge people who like their own pictures on social media."
"Men who call women 'baby.' If it's between partners, I get it, but otherwise, stop doing it. Right now."
