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BILL:- "Hey your p-pretty and I'm cute

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BILL:
- "Hey your p-pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be p-pr-pretty cute."
- "That's uh.... cheesy."
- "On a s-scale from one to ten, y-you're a nine and I'm the one you ne-neh-need."
- "Thanks?"

RICHIE:
- "Are you from Japan? Cause I'm tryin' to get in Japanties!"
- "Richard ,,, get the fuck out."
- "Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!"
- "Richie...."

EDDIE:
- "Would you grab my arm , so I can tell my friends I was touched by and angel?"
- You smile that one , it was actually sweet
- "You must be a banana because I find you a peeling."
• "Eddie , that was lame."

STAN:
- "Are you religious? Because your the answer to all my prayers."
- "Stanley ,,"
- "For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on."
- "You suck,"

BEN:
- "I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"
- "So what, I'm a book now?"
- "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together."
- "Do you really?"

BEVERLY:
- "Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing are 100% off at my place."
- "Beverly..."
" I know you're busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?"
- You laugh your ass off at this one.

MIKE:
- "Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?"
- "Uh , Mike , you've been knowing my name,,"
- "If you were to be a fruit you'd be a fine apple."
- "Mike, I hate apples."

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