Send Nudes // l.r.h

on that dickkkk

cristina: listen here buddy-o-pal

cristina: youngblood is literally going to be the death of me

cristina: it's so good, and i'm sure to go deaf after blasting it in my ear holes as loud as i do

cristina: plus my neighbors want to kill me from how loud and often i'm playing it

cristina: be ready to attend my funeral when you're here

calum: 6 DAYS LOSER

cristina: ughgandvlauh i'm not ready

calum: you're nervous?

cristina: uh yeah i'm nervous, i'm meeting my favorite people in this whole entire world

cristina: and you'd think when we meet, it'd be totally chill and natural, but NO

cristina: I'M GOING TO BE SUCH AN AWKWARD POTATO AND I WON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT AND I JUST AM FREAKING OUT A LITTLE BIT HERE

calum: ahaha don't worry, it'll only be awkward for a little bit. i'll make sure you feel comfortable ;)

cristina: AHAHA ON THAT DICKKKK

cristina: i'm sorry, the awkwardness is already coming through

calum: you said it, not me ;)

cristina: STOP WITH THE WINKING FACE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT WHEN YOU DO IT

calum: you better figure it out in 6 days bigbootyhoe

calum: no pressure or anything

cristina: VDSKJRGVL AERHG

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HEYO THEY GET TO MEET IN 6 DAYS YEY

how do y'all like their song youngblood because i'm groovin to it as i type this (:

also they were super dope on jimmy fallon the other night and i'm living for their red color theme lately