Send Nudes // l.r.h

it makes me look like a potato

Recap: Cristina had just found out about 5SOS and the fact that Luke was a member of the band.  She's still having trouble believing it, but Luke will convince her.  Somehow.  

bigbootyhoe: wait a minute, you're telling me that i've been talking to Luke Hemmings, from this band which is so successful it makes me and all of my accomplishments in life look like a potato?

bigbootyhoe: this is a joke

bigbootyhoe: you're playing with my emotions and that's not okay

bigbootyhoe: if you really are THE luke hemmings from this band, blink twice

Without a moment to spare, Luke had sent Cristina a message, of his stupid dimpled smile.  He blinked twice, then started to play with the lip ring Cristina hadn't noticed until recently.  Damn, was he fine.

Cristina took a moment to recollect her thoughts because all she could think about now was that damn ring and how she wanted to touch it with her own lips.  

bigbootyhoe: why the hell is this just coming out now??

lukehemmings: i didn't want it to change anything

bigbootyhoe: what would it change?!

lukehemmings: you're in college, i'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out

bigbootyhoe: like i said, i'm dumb as a box of rocks

lukehemmings: because instead of having the quirky conversations we've been having, you'd only want to talk about the fame and stuff like that. or talk to the other boys. or you might even just blast this all over social media causing drama that i don't want

bigbootyhoe: why would i do that?

lukehemmings: it happens and i just have to be safe about it now

bigbootyhoe: well okay then, Mr. Luke Hemmings, can we talk about your fame and while your at it, can i talk to michael about you while blasting these conversations all over my secret tumblr shrines about you

lukehemmings: i'm going to sleep now

bigbootyhoe: oh come onnnn, i had to

Luke was serious about what he said, so serious that he actually did ignore her for the rest of the night.  Which might have been a good thing because it allowed Cristina to organize her thoughts on the subject.

By 'organize her thoughts', I meant have a small dance party in her cramped dorm room while shoving goldfish down her throat.  Compared to her friend, Luke Hemmings, she was literal trash.  But then again, he was kind of trash first.

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vote and comment honestly i want this story to happen irl, it doesn't even need to be me..