Send Nudes // l.r.h

get outta mah swamp

cristina: hey dude

cristina: do you know how to write a decent 3 page essay in about 4 hours when you haven't read the book?

cristina: cause your girl is struggling and she needs to use a lifeline right now

cristina: calum?

cristina: send halp i'm dying

calum: i haven't had to write an essay in ages but i can feel your struggle right now

calum: pay someone else to do it maybe?

cristina: ugh i'm broke

cristina: i had to pay for my concert ticket the other day

cristina: that pretty much sent my bank account into a downward spiral of negativity

calum: lol well i thank you for supporting our band

cristina: any other suggestions for this essay?

calum: idk man, don't do it?

cristina: wow thanks that'll totally work.

cristina: not only will i be broke, but i'll be dropping out and homeless from my parents kicking me out

cristina: great idea calpal, you're a true friend

calum: you know, maybe if you actually just attempt to write it seriously instead of being a sarcastic ass with me, you'd get it done

cristina: there is no more room in our friendship for both of our attitudes

cristina: i'm voting yours off the island

calum: um i know someone who would vote otherwise

cristina: nope

cristina: get off my island

cristina: you are the weakest link

cristina: get outta mah swamp

calum: luke says i get to stay

cristina: fuck u

calum: ;)

calum: how about i do you one better?

cristina: i swear, if you pull a fuckboy move and say something about fucking me, i'll resell my ticket and find another band to obsess over

calum: don't be so ridiculous

calum: you had your chance

calum: i was gonna say how about i fuck luke

calum: cake for the winnnnn

cristina: nO HE'S MINE

cristina: back tf off my man that still doesn't fully know who i am

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i'm watching the voice and i really wish i could sing rn

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