Send Nudes // l.r.h

chop off my leg

(iconic^^)

Luke left for LA with the boys.  Cristina returned to her empty dorm room, assuming that her roommate was off being social.

Part of her wanted to break into tears, but then she remembered that would take effort.  So, for now, she might as well just snapchat the idiotic giraffe she's growing to love.

bigbootyhoe: i miss you

lukehemmings: i miss you too bae

bigbootyhoe: so now what? i just wait for you to come to dallas again?

lukehemmings: idk we can figure that out later i guess

lukehemmings: you know what's really bothering me right now though?

bigbootyhoe: ??

lukehemmings: i forgot something back in dallas

bigbootyhoe: what is it? i could get it for you and mail it to wherever the hell you go

lukehemmings: if that was possible, i'd be all for it

lukehemmings: but no, it's something a little more special

lukehemmings: that can't be mailed

bigbootyhoe: im confused, you know im not intelligent

bigbootyhoe: is it food?  cause i see how that could go wrong if i mailed it

lukehemmings: omg no

lukehemmings: please just go to the parking lot outside of your dorm?

bigbootyhoe: i swear to god

bigbootyhoe: LUKE

bigbootyhoe: im going to chop off my leg wtf why are you here

lukehemmings: don't sound so happy damn

bigbootyhoe: shouldn't you be on the road? you'll miss your next show

lukehemmings: not if you got down here faster... hurrrrryyyy

bigbootyhoe: i need to put on pants holddd onn

lukehemmings: what the hell

lukehemmings: its almost 2 in the afternoon, put on some clothes hoe

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